High Fives and Juggling. and dogs. and hot tits.and myles oscar (see Jenn, Simon and The Wee Man). goldie lookin chains. Wrasslin bears. DRT. www.currylingus.blogspot.com (Neha is awesome). Popsicles. Alley drinkin in the summer. Makin out with my shirt off. Lying about Juggling. Telling girls im a professional magician. I am, i swear, i really am, it runs in our blood. TV Carnage. Watchin movies with girls under blankets. Girls with accents. Girls with glasses. The beach. Trumpets and pianos. Pornography on vhs tapes. Channel 101. Google that, its well worth it. My fantasy metal band with EEJ, FUMBILWINTUR (its got umlauts over the Us, that means those dots). We ride dragons into Realms of the unknown. Our hit song is "Slumber of the Frost Giant". Les Gauloise Rouge. Arcades. Discos. Disco Arcades. Handsome grandpas kick ass. I hope to be one, one day. With my fedora and bowtie, oh how the violet hairs will swoon at my every appearence. Cults. Reading about Cults. Contemplating starting a cult. First Church of America. Spreading gossip about celebrities. Psssst. Luke Perry has aids. Seriously. Also, Wesley Snipes has alzheimers. Why dya think hes suin everyone. Alzheimers! Seriously! Pablo Escobar.Women's thighs. Midnight encounters. Smut. The word Smut. Electronic handclaps on 707s and 909s. DRT. XRay Vision. Edward Gorey. Lust. Spose those things go hand in hand huh?. Running jokes, guy. Girls in they underwears. Tallulah Bankhead, that bitch was crazy. Japanese and Eastern European B rate gangster films. Lurkin on the internet, Lurkin in yer bushes. The words lexicon and rubicon. Crossing the rubicon with the lexicon devil. Making mixed cds/tapes. Drinking and eating myself into oblivion. Binging like a motherfucking roman. Pool hopping in the summer. Love playin grab ass, seriously, just try me. Go on. American Spirits. Emotional Masochism. Werder Bremen. Deutsches fussball bund. The Rap n House compilations. Nudie suits. Ascii porn. Party Crew. Dancing and scamming with Party Crew. Dancing with girls. Cmon girl, I know wutchoo like. White slavery. Cmon girl, I know wutchoo like. Voyeurism. Seedy netherworlds. Moroccan girls. Bernie Goetz. Pho and Udon in the winter. Girls that are smarter than me. Girls that are out of my league and know it. Kinda drives me nuts tho, Ill win you over, you wait and see.The Japanese. Lovin my people soooooo much. Jacob's Kaffee (abbe Ich trinken sie nicht). Lying with girls in the hot sun. Driving and smoking with girls during the summer. The summer. Pining for the summer. Ontario during the summer. North Toronto Suburbs in the summer, like off the kids in the hall intro. Raymond Pettibone. Pastries with sweets and savories. The game of Shirling. The movie The Shining. Girl you so hot, with all that twisting n grinding. Gahan Wilson. Midnight whispers with Pussywillow. Fresh pineapple, fuck that shit is raw. Fake Designer gear, shit like Polu Sport, Gucce and Fende. Awkward silences and awkward conversations with girls. Girls with french manicures. Girls that like techno. Ride or die girls.Animals. Animals I can eat. Serbian girls. Vlada and i just spent an hour lurking serbian girls and man are they hot. David Mann. Toronto Mother Fucking FC. Croquet. Thugs dressed as gentlemen, tailor made ostrich, chanel for my women friends. I dunno how i missed girls bums in all of this. I appreciate them wholeheartedly. Croquet-ing like a motherfucker.
Id like to meet girls. Hot girls. And maybe some guys, so I can meat their girls. Ok, ok. I realize this probably isnt kosher. Well, Id like to meet other people with similar interests so we can synchronize our powers to make the world a better place. WRONG, WRONG. I wanna meet crustpunks (on the streets), lugans, jailbirds, lowlifes. Sherilyn Fenn (circa '90). I wanna meet Dj Dragonmatrix , David Armin-Parcels , Criss Angel and JTT . Ronnie James Dio. PYTs. Whitney Port. Computer (his hat is dope)and Big Triece (his love is huge)
Man, I fell in love with this girl from my old work. Soooo hot. She had dreads, which usually i hate. Stupid stinky hippies. Her dreads were clean and tight tho. Man this girl was cutie. She was well dressed and her fuckin email was "wesleeptodream". Dude, thats not even funny. Thats just strictly babymomma shit.Trans Am, Boards of Canada, Two Lone Swordsmen, Smiths, Black Flag, Derrick May. UR. Joy Division, Def Jux. MF. Kool Keith. Scarub. Tim Hecker. M83. Neil Armstrong. Belle and Sebastian. Sun Kil Moon. Calexico. The Organ. Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet. That band from the Bang!Bang! Bar. Basically all that old Honky Tonk shit my grandpa always rocks, 40s,50s,60s n sum 70s. Roy, Patsy, Hank, Carl, Gram etc. I really wanna start a goth country band based off the book "Haunted Hillbilly" by Derrek Mc Cormack. Itd give me an excuse to rock a pompadour. Ive tried previously for Moz, but to no avail. My hair is too wavey when its long. Damn it. Ive decided anyways. Im doin for my granddaddy and my great granddaddy.GYBE! Madlib. I love Cee-lo a whole lot. Crime Mob, Swisha House. Knuck if you Buck WUT?! Hypnotize Camp. La Chat. Frayser Boy. UR. I-F. Legowelt. Alexander Robotnik. Dj Overdose. love that electro shit, the darker the better, deTROIT WUT!?. Any and all of that 8bit ish. Techno is lovely too. Dont forget that Jit Shit, Mr De in the mutha fuka. I really enjoy alot of the soundtracks to Eddie Murphy films. Totallyradio.com gets me through the work week. There is so much more, but frankly, im lazy as hell.
Too many to count, basically any film about misery.heres my top 5: 5 - Julien Donkey boy- 4 - Sonatine- 3 - Reflecting Skin- 2 - Naked- 1 - Stroszek-PS im really pretentious
Knightrider, Cops, Emmerdale, Coronation St, Dr Who, Hunter, Neon Rider, Miami Vice. 90210. Also all those great events like Man Vs Beast and Celebrity Boxing. Watchin Manute Bol wail on the Fridge, is summat else. Basically crap. Also the food network. Also BET Uncut, i like to see the booty clap.
Flowers in the attic and anything by Judy Blume.
Make out parties. Dr Oetker Soups. Meister Wolfgang Von Bob. Dudley. Shitty tattoos. Pompadours. Time lords. Cockfights Lieutenant Castillo Fish Bobby Peru Ol Angel Eyes Dylan McKay RJ Magic