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ANDY

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My Interests

click the photo above and support true indie cinema!!!As for my INTERESTS:Watching Movies, Making Films, going to Concerts, Creative Writing, Improvisational Comedy, Board Games and Winning MTV Movie Awards...

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet down to earth, creative, fun people who just happen to have a sick & twisted sense of humor. I'm always looking for new filmmaking collaborators. I'm sick of all the talk in this town, if you want to get out and create something, drop me a line.Also actors and actresses - if you're good and wanna be in one of our spoofs - drop me a line!

Music:

Check out my good buddy JUDE - He's the goods...

    Ryan Adams Aerosmith The Arcade Fire Joseph Arthur Badly Drawn Boy Devendra Banhart The Beach Boys The Beatles Beck The Beta Band
    Bonnie 'Prince' Billy Bjork James Blunt Bleu Bon Jovi Bright Eyes Jeff Buckley Cake Marty Casey & Lovehammers COLDPLAY Collective Soul The Coma Lillies Sam Cooke Counting Crows Cracker Crash Test Dummies Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Cure, The The Dandy Warhols The Darkness Death Cab For Cutie Devotchka
    Neil Diamond The Dixie Chicks
    Doves NICK DRAKE DVDA (Trey Parker) Bob Dylan eels Elbow Eminem Faultline Neil Finn The Flaming Lips FOREIGNER Fountains of Wayne The Frames Franz Ferdinand The Fratellis
    Peter Gabriel JOSE GONZALEZ- Click To See An Awesome Video
    Green Day Guster Ed Harcourt Ben Harper Hem Idlewild INXS IRON & WINE Iron Maiden Isaac Hayes JACK JOHNSON Waylon Jennings Jimmy Eat World Jinx Titanic
    JOHNNY CASH Journey JUDE - Awesome Singer / Songwriter!
    Jump, Little Children Keane The Killers KINGS OF CONVENIENCE Lenny Kravitz The La's Lackadaisical Low Stars John Mayer
    MIKA
    Moby Modest Mouse Mojave 3 Muse Leona Naess Neutral Milk Hotel THOMAS NEWMAN Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Paolo Nutini
    Office Outkast Palo Alto Pearl Jam TOM PETTY Pixes Placebo The Police The Postal Service Prince Joe Purdy
    R.E.M. RADIOHEAD Red Hot Chili Peppers Remy Zero DAMIEN RICE Sam Roberts The Rolling Stones The Shins Sigur Ros Silversun Pickups
    SIMON & GARFUNKEL Nina Simone ELLIOT SMITH Snow Patrol Starsailor Regina Spektor Sufjan Stevens The Strokes THE TEMPORARY THING - Great Local Band
    Tenacious D Kevin Tihista's Red Terror The Traveling Wilburrys Tom McRae TRAVIS KT Tunstall Turin Brakes U2 Ween The Weepies Wilco Hank Williams "Weird Al" Yankovic Pete Yorn Neil Young

Movies:

THE JANITOR

Best of 2007 (as of July 20th)
1. 300
2. Knocked Up
3. Live Free or Die Hard
4. Ratatouille
5. Sicko
6. Hot Fuzz
7. A Mighty Heart
8. Zodiac
9. 1408
10. Blades of Glory
Biggest Disappointments of The Year
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End -
Can anyone actually tell me what the hell was going on? I mean this movie had more holes than the golf course at the end of Caddyshack. To make it even worse - the action wasn't nearly as fun or creative as the last installment.
Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix -
After the wonderfully emotional and exciting "Goblet of Fire", came this snorefest from British bore, er director, David Yates. I've never read the book, but this felt like action-less filler. Too bad he's helming the next installment too.
Spiderman 3 -
What a waste of Venom - and what the hell was with Sandman? The mummy had cooler effects - 100 million bucks spent on making his sand look more real? What a waste of money. Oh and please let Kirsten Dunst out of her contract - could an actress look more bored?
Best of 2006
1. Little Children
2. Little Miss Sunshine
3. Casino Royale
4. TIE: The Illusionist / The Prestige
5. Catch a Fire
6. Stranger Than Fiction
7. An Inconvenant Truth
8. Rocky Balboa
9. Snakes on a Plane
10. Shut Up & Sing!
Best of 2005
1. Crash
2. Batman Begins
3. Wallace and Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
4. Murderball
5. Wedding Crashers
6. Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
7. Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
8. Munich
9. Cinderella Man
10. Jarhead
Best of 2004
1. The Incredibles
2. Napoleon Dynamite
3. Anchorman
4. Team America
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
6. Garden State
7. Kill Bill: Volume 2
8. Shaun of the Dead
9. Baadassss!
10. Touching the Void
Best of 2003
1. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2. Finding Nemo
3. The Last Samaurai
4. Pirates of the Caribbean
5. Lost in Translation
6. 28 Days Later
7. Elf
8. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
9. A Mighty Wind
10. Mystic River
Best of 2002
1. Rabbit Proof Fence
2. About a Boy
3. Spideman
4. Minority Report
5. About Schmidt
6. Bowling for Columbine
7. Catch Me If You Can
8. Lilo and Stitch
9. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
10. Punch Drunk Love
Best of 2001
1. Amelie
2. Donnie Darko
3. Memento
4. Moulin Rouge
5. The Man Who Wasn't There
6. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
7. Monsters Inc.
8. The Royal Tenenbaums
9. Blow
10. Shrek
Best of 2000
1. Gladiator
2. Requiem for a Dream
3. Traffic
4. Almost Famous
5. Meet the Parents
6. High Fidelity
7. Best in Show
8. O Brother Where Art Thou?
9. Chicken Run
10. Scary Movie
Best of 1999
1. American Beauty
2. The Matrix
3. Toy Story 2
4. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
5. Fight Club
6. Magnolia
7. Being John Malkovich
8. Man on the Moon
9. The Sixth Sense
10. Run Lola Run
Best of 1998
1. The Truman Show
2. Life is Beautiful
3. Rushmore
4. The Big Lebowski
5. A Simple Plan
6. Buffalo '66
7. Saving Private Ryan
8. Pleasantville
9. The Spanish Prisoner
10. The Wedding Singer
Best of 1997
1. Titanic
2. Good Will Hunting
3. The Ice Storm
4. As Good As It Gets
5. Donnie Brasco
6. The Sweet Hereafter
7. Contact
8. Breakdown
9. L.A. Confidential
10. Men in Black
Best of 1996
1. Fargo
2. Jerry Maguire
3. Sling Blade
4. Trainspotting
5. Independence Day
6. From Dusk til Dawn
7. Shine
8. The Rock
9. Scream
10. Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Best of 1995
1. Se7en
2. Toy Story
3. The Usual Suspects
4. Braveheart
5. Dead Man Walking
6. Babe
7. Smoke
8. Unstrung Heroes
9. The American President
10. Crumb
Best of 1994
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Forrest Gump
4. Ed Wood
5. The Professional
6. Natural Born Killers
7. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
8. Speed
9. The Crow
10. The Lion King
Best of 1993
1. What's Eating Gilbert Grape
2. True Romance
3. Jurassic Park
4. In The Line Of Fire
5. Benny and Joon
6. Fearless
7. Schindler's List
8. Philadelphia
9. A Bronx Tale
10. Searching for Bobby Fisher
Best of 1992
1. The Player
2. Scent of a Woman
3. Wayne's World
4. Unforgiven
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. Aladdin
7. Sneakers
8. A Few Good Men
9. Brother's Keeper
10. Under Siege
Best of 1991
1. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
2. Silence of the Lambs
3. Barton Fink
4. L.A. Story
5. City Slickers
6. Cape Fear
7. What About Bob?
8. The Last Boy Scout
9. Hot Shots!
10. Toy Soliders
Best of 1990
1. Goodfellas
2. Pump Up The Volume
3. Edward Scissorhands
4. Home Alone
5. Kindergarten Cop
6. Tremors
7. Total Recall
8. Quick Change
9. Misery
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Best of 1989
1. Say Anything
2. UHF
3. Do the Right Thing
4. The Little Mermaid
5. Field of Dreams
6. Roger and Me
7. Dead Poet's Society
8. Born on the Fourth of July
9. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
10. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Best of 1988
1. Die Hard
2. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
3. Rain Man
4. Big
5. Coming to America
6. The Naked Gun
7. Beetlejuice
8. Willow
9. My Stepmother is an Alien
10. They Live
Best of 1987
1. Raising Arizona
2. Evil Dead II
3. Full Metal Jacket
4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
5. The Princess Bride
6. Spaceballs
7. Bad Taste
8. Ernest Goes To Camp
9. Adventure's In Babysitting
10. Harry and the Hendersons
Best of 1986
1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
2. Stand By Me
3. Aliens
4. Platoon
5. Little Show of Horrors
6. The Mission
7. Labyrinth
8. Short Circuit
9. Back to School
10. One Crazy Summer
Best of 1985
1. Back to the Future
2. The Goonies
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Witness
5. Pee Wee's Big Adventure
6. National Lampoon's European Vacation
7. The Toxic Avenger
8. Re-Animator
9. Teen Wolf
10. Real Genius
Best of 1984
1. Ghostbusters
2. Beverly Hills Cop
3. This is Spinal Tap!
4. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
5. The Terminator
6. The Karate Kid
7. A Nightmare on Elm Street
8. Top Secret!
9. Revenge of the Nerds
10. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Best of 1983
1. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
2. Scarface
3. Vacation
4. WarGames
5. Trading Places
6. A Christmas Story
7. Risky Business
8. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
9. Sleepaway Camp
10. Mr. Mom
Other Classics - Not by Year:
Airplane!
The Godfather I and II
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
12 Angry Men
Network
Empire Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Kentucky Fried Movie
Evil Dead
Dog Day Afternoon

Television:

ANIMATED CLASSICS

    The Simpsons South Park Family Guy (First Few Seasons)
    The Critic Futurama DuckTales
PRIMETIME
    Heroes Lost
    24 Prison Break The Office (NBC) 30 Rock
REALITY SHOWS
    Survivor (The All Time Best) The Amazing Race American Idol Project Runway Top Chef Kathy Griffin: Life on the D List
    Big Brother The Joe Schmo Show Breaking Bonaduche
HBO
    Da Ali G Show Curb Your Enthusiam Entourage Six Feet Under The Sopranos
    The Comeback Mr. Show Lucky Louie
LATE NIGHT
    Late Show with David Letterman Late Night with Conan O'Brien The Daily Show: With Jon Stewart The Colbert Report
CLASSIC RERUNS
    Seinfeld The Office (BBC) Freaks & Geeks My So-Called Life The Ben Stiller Show The Dana Carvey Show

Books:

WHAT I READ

Catcher in the Rye
Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
Generation X
The Far Side: The Complete Works
Unpleasant Ways to Die
Shopgirl
Edgar Alan Poe
Dr. Seuss
Entertainment Weekly

Heroes:

FAVORITE FILMMAKERS

Ed Wood
Joel and Ethan Coen
Cameron Crowe
David Fincher
Judd Apatow
Chris Nolan
Zack Synder
Peter Jackson
Sam Raimi
Christopher Guest
Sydney Lumet
Peter Weir
Milos Forman
Quentin Tarantino
David and Jerry Zucker
and Jim Abrahams
Chris and Paul Weitz
Rob Reiner
John Hughes
John Landis
Harold Ramis
Lloyd Kaufman

REALLY F*CKING
CREATIVE PEOPLE

Matt Groening
Andy Kaufman
Trey Parker
Will Ferrell
David Letterman
Jon Stewart
Conan O' Brien
Howard Stern
Steve Martin
Bill Murray
Dana Carvey
Ben Stiller
Dane Cook
Steven Wright
Morgan Freeman

My Blog

Andys Hillarious New SEX TAPE!!

it's not what you think Gross-O's.... its a new spot I made for the wonderful siteXLNTAds.com - the place to create greatness, earn big bucks and get recognized!Watch as this young couple tries to cas...
Posted by ANDY on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:20:00 PST

Andys New STD MONSTER Web Commericals

My boss at my day job was nice enough to produce three spots for me to direct - concerning STD testing and awareness - the following idea was born -thanks to the brilliantly funny Daniel Hartley for h...
Posted by ANDY on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:39:00 PST

Andy Won the MTV MOVIE AWARD!!!

**UPDATE** More to follow soon - but dont bother voting! Andy Won the Golden Popcorn!!Thanks to all of you who watched and voted!!!More to come soon!!----I got my SecretSauce.TV buddies together to he...
Posted by ANDY on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

Andy's Thoughts on ON THE LOT

UPDATE on 7/14/07 - Can I just say how happy I am that FOX chose to pick their "On The Lot" finalists before the actual deadline for which I submitted. They gave everyone a end of Februrary deadline, ...
Posted by ANDY on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

Andy & Will Ferrell Together at Last!!!

yeah I just felt like gloating.... I got to meet and film the cast of "Stranger than Fiction" last night....Here they are - my good buddies - Will, Dustin and Emma...Will was so excited to shake my ha...
Posted by ANDY on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST

Siskel & Signore @ The Movies .1

SISKEL & SIGNORE @ DA MOVIES!!! This Week's Reviews:MARIE ANTOINETTELITTLE CHILDRENSignore - "Hey everybody it's time for me to remark on some early reviews of some buzzed about Academy Award flicks! ...
Posted by ANDY on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

Justin Timberlake SexyBack SPOOF - Hairy Back!!!!

Check out this Hillarious SEXYBACK Spoof!!..static.flickr.com/88/241820538_98f60e6909.jpg"> .. width="425" height="350">..>its by my viral video troop SecretSauce.TV and if you dig HairyBack, You'd pr...
Posted by ANDY on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST

SecretSauce.TV presents... SNAKES ON CLAIRE DANES!!

Dudes and Dudettes - Check out this crazy Trailer Mash-Up I put together!!!VOTE NICELY PLEASE :) !!! click above for more info and merch!!!.. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by ANDY on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

Hear my old high school band reunite to play THE JANITOR theme!

Got An Exclusive for you Myspacers -Here's You Chance to Hear THE JANITOR's awesome theme song"You're Gonna Die! (The Janitor)" performed by my Old High School BandLACKADAISICAL!The track was inspired...
Posted by ANDY on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:00:00 PST

THE JANITOR on Myspace!!!

ATTENTION Horror Fanatics!!!! Here's Your Chance to Support THE JANITOR! The Movie that HITCH Magazine called "laugh out loud funny!" and The Horror-Asylum gave Five Stars! " Add THE JANIT...
Posted by ANDY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST