People with inteligence and something to really say. The world talks to much but if you really listen? They don't say anything and have usually wasted alot of time blowing hot air
ANY COOL PEOPLE WHO DRIVE PLASTIC CARS! I LOST 5 LBS DRIVING AROUND THE BLOCK IN THIS THING HA! Sit and loose weight in a platic car. That's my new plan.Myself. Getting to know me has been scary, fun and exciting and sometimes down right tiring but in the end? The better I like me...the more I want to meet you! Otherwise? I'm not good to anybody.I'm meeting exactly who I'm already supposed to meet. I welcome new victims to get to know me no matter what though. I live in the moment and today. I do not seek for tomorrow for tomorrow has enough worries of it's own. I like meeting me for lunch. That's fun. Besides...I'm a killer oragami napkin folder. Yeah I learned alot over in Japan! I pencil me in for lunch all the time.
Song's from my shower will be in stores soon. Get ready it's going to kick ass!
My life is a movie.That never ends, needs lots of subtitles and maybe even a few stunt doubles! What can I say I do my own stunts! See!
Poetry. I love poetry.
Tony AKA SnapJohnson: Everyone knows I was doing comedy several years before my AWESOME FATASTIC SPECTACULAR divorce. I was never going to touch a stage again. I found no excitement in things, never took time for myself, didn't even watch tv or enjoy the great outdoors. I was basically emotionally and physically bankrupt. Tony came along and changed it all for me. Taught me to relax, watch the Family Guy for the first time (laughed my ass off and I know he was just thrilled I was laughing again) Pretty much time went on and the more he showed me how to be a real person and not always do for everyone but me...I found me. I found being funny again was fun. Folks, if it wasn't for Snapjohnson I would never have done comedy again. SO IF YOU THINK I KICK ASS ON STAGE YOU CAN THANK THAT GUY! He truly is my best friend amongst other things LOL. We already have heard the skits. Thank you Tony. AS respectfully as I can say this? I love you very much and I'm glad your a part of my world. Trish! NOW LETS KNOCK OFF THIS MUSHY SHIT AND GO MAKE SOME MONEY AT BEIN FUNNY! ((Trish pulls out silly string and sprays him down runs off, trips over pebble, gets a black eye as he rolls his eyes)). God is just great at putting the right people in your path. AND YOU KNOW WHAT TONY? I'M A FUCKING BLESSING OKAY! So just accept it LOL!