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About Me

I am an Attention whore. That is why I perform as a stand up comedian. Well, that and the rush I feel making a room full of people laugh. I love music, mostly punk rock. I also like classical and blues and celtic music. No one can be all hard core, all the time. I also love independant movies. I'm pretty much aganst anything mainstream and trendy. I'm the anti-hollywood. People have always told me I was crazy and weird but the funny thing is....now that I'm on a stage talking about life, they say I'm crazy and weird and ask where they can come see it again. I like that. Mainly because I'm an attention whore.

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I'd like to meet:

People who actually have something to say. People who love to laugh.

My Blog

Putrid Reviews Interviews Me

Check out this link to read an interview I did with Putrid. http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.v iew&friendId=294193030&blogId=474291641
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:27:00 GMT

"Clean" comedy vs. working "blue"

I perform at shows where I am asked to keep it clean. I don't have a problem with that at all. If it's a clean show, I'll do clean material. The problem I have is when someone (usually someone that ha...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:04:00 GMT

A Ron Jeremy story

I first met Ron Jeremy at the Poultrygeist LA hatching party. I didn't really talk to him much but he seemed like a nice enough guy from the interaction we did have. Two weeks later we are together at...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:17:00 GMT

Super sewing power

I've got a bone to pick with superheroes. Why is it that whenever someone gets superpowers, they instantly know how to sew? Is that a super power? "Hey, I can shoot webs and climb up walls&and I have ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Vandalism

I have a trim that hangs about 8 inches from my roof , all the way around my house. I get home from work and someone has written on it. I can't even read it. It looks like it says "taco". I enjoy a ta...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:56:00 GMT

There’s something about Miriam

So, I wake up this morning, get my coffee going, grab my guitar and turn on the T.V. This is my usual Sunday morning ritual. Drink some coffee, play some guitar, and watch the tele. The tele just happ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:46:00 GMT

Is Laughter the best medicine?

So, yesterday I performed at my first mental hospital. I have done some special events before and fundraisers. I always feel good after these shows. I feel good after every show, really. there is just...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:18:00 GMT

A night in Chicago...9/18/07

Okay, I'm here in Chicago. It's 1am and I'm drunk off my ass. I had dinner at Ditkas because I'm staying at the Tremont which is right next door. Good place, nice cigars. I went and did a show and cam...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:50:00 GMT

The Show from HELL

I got a call from someone I had never met or heard of asking if I'd do their show. I'm a whore for some stage time so I agreed. I was told to be at the venue by 7:30 because the show started at 8pm. N...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:30:00 GMT

Who the hell do I think I am?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:KevinBirthday:10-9-75Birthplace:DowneyCurrent Location:RiversideEye Color:brownHair Color:brownHeight:5'9"Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:I don't...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:46:00 GMT