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About Me

perform a banana dance with a bandana trance then poke your neighbor in the side and say "hey you got any nutty bars" and he says no but i have a stick of big red chewing gum so you take the gum and it's pretty good like that time you were nine and you built a tower made of kitchen chairs and emptied drawers and buckets so you could get at your grandma's cookies stored way up on top of the cabinets but then the gum starts to lose it's flavor and you're feeling sort of ripped off, even .. width="425" height="350" .... though you entered into this situation knowing that such and occurrance would inevitably present itself so you chuck the wad of gum but SHIT it hits some super agro dude in the face and he's P-I-S-S-E-D- OFF like his head is full of coca cola and it's getting shook up because someone threw a piece of gum away and it accidentally hit him in the face, which is an obvious lack of respect and also a challenge to not only his patience but also his sexuality. so this dude with the silk shirt and the pre-faded jeans and the twenty $$$ haircut and the alligator skin shoes and the big fat red tire neck is pissed.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

conundrum wrapped in a sack of eels having sex with dolphin fingers

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

i had to pee today

so i went into the bathroom and peed. it all went into the potty.
Posted by scottttt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i had to poop today.

so i went into the bathroom and pooped.
Posted by scottttt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST