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DORSAL FIN

About Me

A few hundred nautical miles offshore, beyond the realm of man, beyond the realm of sanity . . . DORSAL FIN was born!

Sharks evolved from pure rage and fury before the time of the dinosaurs, bringing about a race of beings with a singular purpose: killing people! The formula for maximum killing power has been set in stone for millions of years! And now it's set in heavy metal too!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/01/2006
Band Members:

Influences: 400 million years of perfection, the intoxicating aroma of blood, and the mighty shark king.
Sounds Like: The crash of waves on a bloody shore, and the muffled pops of shattering bones.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Disturbing Article

I just found this article concerning sharks and humans:This article infuriates me! What have you other sharks been doing? How are you letting yourselves get killed so often? This article says that boa...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Alright, you're not even going to BELIEVE this one!

A couple weeks ago, this SHARK was trying to pick up some HOT BABES while driving around in his car. He started talking to this one girl who was hanging outside of a club. Things were going OKAY, unti...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:37:00 GMT

TEN SHARK FACTS

Not everyone knows everything about sharks, but some people do! Those people put the things that people DON'T know in this cool list! MORPHOLOGY -Sharks have cartilaginous skeletons. This is so th...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:25:00 GMT

Don't eat shark fin soup, eat your own hand!

HI! Do you think you have what it takes to be a shark? Try chewing off your fucking arm! That's what millions of DORSAL FIN's shark brothers have to endure every day. A whole bunch of senseless chinam...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:22:00 GMT