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CUNT SMASHER

R.O.W.Y.C.O.

About Me

On guard! I hope you have all been doing your kegel exercises,
because you are going to need the additional tone and strength for what
I'm dishing.You want it so bad, and so hard, So here it is.

•one of my sais vibrates, while the other warms to a sensual 99.8°F.

•I once wrote a book called "Kama Sutra with Sais", check it out on Amazon.

•V05 and Aquanet, duh, stop asking.

My Interests



¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡CUNT SMASHER T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡CUNT SMASHER T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡CUNT SMASHER T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡CUNT SMASHER T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Design a CUNT SMASHER t-shirt (line art is preferable) and it should look good wet and/or cause spontaneous orgasmic contractions in both genders.

2. Submit design in jpeg format via myspaces' comment board for Cunt Smasher's careful consideration. Winner will be contacted for a high resolution file.

3. The creator of the chosen T-shirt design will receive a free T-shirt featuring their design as well as a limited edition CUNT SMASHER DVD*

DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS IS JUNE 30th 2025 - SO START SMASHING. CUNT.

*Images coming soon

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My Blog

CUNT SMASHER'S FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME

CUNT SMASHER'S FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME:1. Faithfully-Journey because 1) I can really relate with Steve Perry's longing for the warmth of home and family while on the road, and 2) 2. Pain ...
Posted by CUNT SMASHER on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:04:00 PST

Fan mail

Dear Cunt Smasher,Gosh. Time can just whittle itself away when the smashing of cunts calls, but make sure you haven't forgotten each and every one of them. Ya' dig? Maybe I'm not making myself clear e...
Posted by CUNT SMASHER on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

CUNT SMASHER T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST

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Posted by CUNT SMASHER on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:26:00 PST