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Amy the Hearse Queen

Often imitated, always irritated...

About Me


I love hearses, and own a '65 Cadillac M-M Hearse named Lurch.

I'm the president, founder and webmistress of grimrides.com.

I'm also an Anti-Social Butterfly.

My Frying Pan, Maneki Neko &
Black Cat Fireworks Tattoos by my fiend Julio Avila @ Marks of Art in San Jose, California


Visit Grim Rides here on Myspace and add GR as a fiend!

My Interests

Hearses, Classic & Muscle Cars, Scooters, Scooter Trash, Vespa, Lambretta, Bajaj, Tattoos, Records, Cats, Disneyland, Cheap Thrills, Shag, Costumes, Bicycling, Thrift Stores, Vintage, Comic Books, Video Games, Rhinestones, Funeral Homes, Graveyards, Tiki, Redheads, Pinups, Fetish, Art, Kustom Kulture, Bubble Eyed Dogs, Sewing, Halloween, Club 33, Tchotchkes, Gardening, Purses, Hot Wings and Beer, Midori Sours, Junkyards, Shriners, Fireworks, Monsters, Toys, Autism, DIY, Mexican Wrestling, Sugar Skulls, Dias De Los Muertos, Lucha Libre, Christmas Lights, Marshmallow Peeps, Panic Attacks, OCD, Agoraphobia

I'd like to meet:


Folks with hearses, ambulances, flower cars or limos
to cruise around and hang out with in Northern or Central California.

And...

Folks who like hearses | Herman Munster | Evil Geniuses | etsy folks
Beauty School Drop Outs | Ninjas | Mafioso | Pirates | Tattooed Ladies
Lucha Libre | Cheerleaders | Burlesque Stars | Achievers
Drama Geeks | Assorted Fictious Myspace Characters | Animals | Nerds
AND a rich old man with a heart condition.

I suck at replying to messages.
I'm an aspiring hermit and I hate email. Just hate it.
Don't take it personally when I don't write you back.

If it's relating to Grim Rides, visit the website
@ grimrides dot com and email me thru that.


COMMENT & OTHER INFO

I rarely approve add me, big pictures, flash,
movies, blatant ads or a/v clips.
I am on a dial up. Waiting for them sucks.

If you want to find a hearse, visit the Grim Rides site
and visit the "So You Wanna Buy a Hearse?" section.

I cannot personally help each person who
emails me in finding a hearse.

CHAT and IM are dirty words to me, don't bother asking me.

I rarely read bulletins 'cuz I get too many.
I have IM, Event & Group Invites turned off for all users.

Remember, it's Myspace, not Yourspace...
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc...
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
Not just pretty words
~ Morticia, The Addams Family (1991)

Music:

New Wave, Ska, 80's, Old Deathrock, Alternative, Surf, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Punk, Glam Rock, whatever the heck I wanna listen to.

Movies:

Hearse Movies, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Zombie Movies, Return of the Living Dead, Harold and Maude, The Big Lebowski, Godzilla Movies, Kung Fu Movies, Exploitation, Creature Features, Vintage Porn, Blaxploitation, Russ Meyers, John Waters, B-Movies, Italian Zombie Flicks, Black Comedies like The Loved One & Arsenic and Old Lace, Horror Films, Comedies.

Television:

I don't believe in sex on the TV. I keep falling off.

Books:

Fungus the Bogeyman, Alice in Wonderland

Heroes:

My father, RIP

My Blog

mr sushi monster

I took myself down to get sushi tonight.  I wandered on down, rented some movies and decided to get some cheap sushi from a new restaurant in my area.The food was Ok.  It wasn't the sushi I'...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:36:00 PST

happy fathers day

I always have a hard time on Fathers Day since my Dad died. (RIP)But we try to honor him by going and doing something he would of dug on.Tonight we went to go see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the ...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:48:00 PST

This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)

Check out this video: This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:55:00 PST

Das Booty

Here are some silly porn movie titles.They crack me up.I still look for "Edward Penishands" when we go to Rasputinsafter seeing it on a poster somewhere years and years ago.I want to see it.  I t...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:22:00 PST

otis rocks

I saw Otis, I adored it.If you dig on black comedies, make sure to check it out.Don't miss out on Otis.It was just a great mix of creepy 'n funny.I know I wont be ordering a pizza anytime soon...Otis ...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:00:00 PST

otis

I just watched this trailer, and I must see this flick. It looks grand. ...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:02:00 PST

good lord, jambi, juan, dick dale

I got nothing. I haven't gone out in so long it's ridiculous.Here's an old blog I posted four years ago elsewhere...Good LordThis sweet funny cute boy asked me out, to do something in the afternoon t...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:55:00 PST

mariachi matador (flower car)

I'm sitting here, trying to wake up so I can get some work done,and I hear, of all things, Mariachi Music drifting in my window.Yup. Mariachi Music.I dig on some Mariachi Music. I think it's 'cuz at...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:25:00 PST

I hope youre getting this down

QUOTETo love is to suffer.  To avoid suffering one must not love.  But then one suffers from not loving.  Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer.  To suffer is to...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:04:00 PST

my name is hynah

Good Lord.  I miss going out.I have the most fun when I go out.I think I have a oddball magnet embedded in my bosom which drawsall the glorious oddness to me.When I stay home?  I see no oddb...
Posted by Amy the Hearse Queen on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:02:00 PST