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Lurch the Hearse

The Big White Hearse is heading down the 51...

About Me

Me a hearse. Like what dead people go in.
I twenty sumthin' feet long, and weigh 6600 pounds
(about 3 tons).

Me like drive thru's big enough for me to fit through,
big parking lots with no puny cars to fling their doors into me,
and me like hanging out at gas stations.

My english not so good.
WHAT YOU EXPECT?
ME A HEARSE!!!

I bored now.

If you like me, I like you. Good?
Add me my puny human fiends!

xoxox,
Lurch the Hearse

p.s.

I block anyone who leave one of those stolen GR images for a comment.

My Interests

Gasoline, Hello Kitty Air Fresheners, Jiffy Lube, Amy the Hearse Queen, Grim Rides, Turtle Wax, The General Lee, The Munsters Koach, Dragula, K.I.T.T., The Car, Kargoyle, Carthedral, Miller Meteor, Von Dutch, Ed Big Daddy Roth, creepy fun things, bier pins, landau bars, church trucks, coachworks, other hearses, flower cars, ambulances, limos, combos, kustom cars, leopardskin upholstery, cruising, car shows, autobody men, junkyards, coffins, caskets, puppies, kittens, mexcian wrestling, lucha libre, dias de los muertos, mayan vampire women, funerals, removals, horror movies, toys, comic books, bumper stickers, art, burlesque, evil geniuses, ninjas, pirates, zombies, monsters, magicians, disneyland, haunted mansion, cartoons, morgues, marvel mystery oil and sushi.

I'd like to meet:

Folks who like hearses.
Folks who like Cadillacs.
Folks who like Grim Rides .
Folks who hate small parking lots.
People with hello kitty air fresheners.

Music:

rockabilly, psychobilly, alternative, rock, punk, new wave, deathrock, gothic, metal, industrial, surf, ska, voodoobilly

Movies:

Hearse Movies , cept maybe Phantasm movies. They blow hearse up in every movie! That not good entertainment if you ask me no way.

Television:

Addams Family

Books:

American Funeral Vehicles 1883-2003: An Illustrated History

Heroes:

The Michelin Man

My Blog

do the lurch

It seems, that Lurchie has a theme song of sorts,thanks to his namesake, Lurch portrayed by the wunnerful Ted Cassidy. It's hard to get on vinyl, thanks to it becoming a Northern Soul novelty dan...
Posted by Lurch the Hearse on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST