THE JOHNSONS

"a monster - I'll say it again - MONSTER performance from The Johnsons on Saturday night means I am now officially shagged out"
Light Lounge

"WHAT A BAND, BIG, LARGE, OH MY GOD, THE BIGGEST THING EVER, AS A DRUNK PERSON THATS IS ALL I CAN SAY! JOHNSONS FUCKING RULE, AND THEY REALLY DO"
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"DIRTY, DIRTY ROCK'N'ROLLERS FROM AMASINGSTOKE, ALWAYS READY TO MAKE YA SHAKE YA SLEAZY STUFF AND HAVE YA DRIBBLIN', DROOLIN' AND BLEEDIN' FROM EVERY ORIFICE!"

"The next time you see a poster with their name on it, write the date down, text all your friends and make a night of it. This ain't a covers band, or a disco, or a sound machine, or a dance fusion, or a jungle beats, or a funk groove thang. This is the real thing, live music, played by a band with attitude, who party and want you to have a good time too. If you're still standing at the climax of one of their gigs, be afraid - you're probably dead." - Nigel Rivers, Gazette Article

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"What can you say about the Johnsons? Fuckin hell is a good start!! There were a few people there who arent necessarily into guitar based music, but who were part of the collective chants leading to the band playing on for a further 15 minutes. Possibly one of the greatest front women out there, if theres a better one, Id like to see her, twice. Hilarious, sexy, covered in sweat, military hotpants, and the odd drop of blood (which she licked up), nice." - Bestest Review