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THE JOHNSONS

OUR ROCK'N'ROLL MAKE YO' BALLS SWEAT!!

About Me


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"a monster - I'll say it again - MONSTER performance from The Johnsons on Saturday night means I am now officially shagged out"
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"WHAT A BAND, BIG, LARGE, OH MY GOD, THE BIGGEST THING EVER, AS A DRUNK PERSON THATS IS ALL I CAN SAY! JOHNSONS FUCKING RULE, AND THEY REALLY DO"
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"DIRTY, DIRTY ROCK'N'ROLLERS FROM AMASINGSTOKE, ALWAYS READY TO MAKE YA SHAKE YA SLEAZY STUFF AND HAVE YA DRIBBLIN', DROOLIN' AND BLEEDIN' FROM EVERY ORIFICE!"

"The next time you see a poster with their name on it, write the date down, text all your friends and make a night of it. This ain't a covers band, or a disco, or a sound machine, or a dance fusion, or a jungle beats, or a funk groove thang. This is the real thing, live music, played by a band with attitude, who party and want you to have a good time too. If you're still standing at the climax of one of their gigs, be afraid - you're probably dead." - Nigel Rivers, Gazette Article

ZOMBIE NIGHTMARES

DADDY LONGLEGS

"What can you say about the Johnsons? Fuckin hell is a good start!! There were a few people there who arent necessarily into guitar based music, but who were part of the collective chants leading to the band playing on for a further 15 minutes. Possibly one of the greatest front women out there, if theres a better one, Id like to see her, twice. Hilarious, sexy, covered in sweat, military hotpants, and the odd drop of blood (which she licked up), nice." - Bestest Review

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THIS IS FOR CHARIDY, DON'T BE SQUARE!!
100% Basingstoke, an excellent double CD for charity.


Online price is £6 which includes postage, packing and PayPal fees. Orders despatched week commencing 5th November.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/14/2005
Band Website: thejohnsons.me.uk
Band Members: HOLY MOLY ROCK’N’ROLLY PUSSYCAT!!

JAKE AAAARGH!

SPOOOOOON!!!!

ANTZ!!! HIS HAIR.. IT’S ALIIIVE!!!!!!

OUR NEW EP OUT NOW! Order your copy now for only £4 plus p+p - pay by debit card or credit card - just click on the button below...


That’s right, the eagerly awaited first release from Pushing Pussy Records is now available to buy via paypal from the PPR myspace page - click our lovely lady

and she’ll take you right there For a meagre £7.50 you’ll get one of these limited edition double 7"s in gatefold sleeve - featuring 2 tracks each from The Fairies Band, The Fatels, City Lights and The Johnsons.


Influences:

STRAY CATS, BLUES EXPLOSION, VELVET UNDERGROUND, THE STOOGES, ETC..
Sounds Like: THE JOHNSONS!!! DIRTY ROCK’N’ROLL C’MON!!




Type of Label: None

My Blog

PUSSYCAT HAD ANOTHER ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE!

I had a really extra horrible Zombie Nightmare the other night... I reckon it would make a good film! In my dream even if the zombies touched you you would become a zombie.. but it would take a while ...
Posted by THE JOHNSONS on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:29:00 PST

"A BUMP IN THE NIGHT" RELEASE PARTY REVIEW!!!


Posted by THE JOHNSONS on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:21:00 PST

MORE JOHNSONS TUNES HERE!!!!!!!

Hello! We set up a page on channel4.com/music come check it out there's some more toons on there! Pussycat xxx http://www.channel4.com/music/myband/Puss...
Posted by THE JOHNSONS on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST

How it all began..

The idea for The Johnsons first came about in 2002, when Spoon and Jake met for a few pints in their local ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Basingstoke pub...
Posted by THE JOHNSONS on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

RECORDING EP EARLY 2007!!

We are recording a new EP early next year.. yay!!!! We are recording it with Alex Macgowan who has worked with Tricky, Josh Homme (QOTSA), Stewart Copeland, JJ Jecalik (Art Of Noise) and Duncan B...
Posted by THE JOHNSONS on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:11:00 PST

Got W!ldplum?

check out our wildplum profile for more toons!   http://www.wildplum.co.uk/music/thejohnsons...
Posted by THE JOHNSONS on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

PICS OF PUSSYCAT'S BIRFDAY GIG AT MAU MAU!!

http://www.wildblanket.com/Bands/Johnsons/Mau%20Mau%20Aug%20 06/Page.html    ...
Posted by THE JOHNSONS on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST