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Chupacabra

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I smell like wet dog. I bare many children. I bit off womans ear in 1990 in Mesa, AZ. I give bad hikey. I'm easily aroused. Zoologists got nothin on me.

My Interests

Getting air time with Chupa taco's, tee shirts, and video games. The macarena. Trash talking. Bubble gum.

I'd like to meet:

cyclists, parakeets, the ones that go peep peep so i can find them, kangaroos because i hear they are mi primos, the usual goats, other blood thirsty mammals, any cast member of family matters, mamasitas.

Music:

Shakira,Buena Vista Social Club, A Global Threat, The Greatful Dead, Death Threat.

Movies:

Jaws, Jurassic Park 1 (not 2), Benji.

Television:

That crazy Asian show.

Books:

Where the wild things are.

My Blog

New Interests:

Faggots in crimson. Westerly winded estuaries. Salmonella poisioning. Red rover. Dick Panthy and the well-respected catamaran escapades off the coast of Cuba.
Posted by Chupacabra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do you know the difference between bigwood and brush

I apologize for my hiatus. I recently finished acting in a major hollywood feature. You will see this movie I am sure. I got my ears pierced and  wear hoop earings. I play every instrument and su...
Posted by Chupacabra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I know like everyone loves me

cause i'm hoot. i just got back from vaca and got a wicked sun burn. dr. applied cream to my burn and now i'm a white chupa for the meantime. but i guess it makes sense because i'm old. i still want t...
Posted by Chupacabra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST