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Corina*La*Cabrona

Dame mas cafeina....

About Me


Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Corina --
[noun]:
A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comIf you have a kind heart and a true soul..I will probably like you.I used to Ramble around..now I Ramble on..I don't mind livin' in the past or in my head.Curious? I'll try and break it down for ya... Get me in the kitchen..I'll show ya some good vegan food,but I ain't no vegan.Gimme the cheese!Pleeease! And in my house, I tell you one thing...WE know how to fucking EAT!!! Demasiado frijoles y proteina de soja!Aupa!Mas pedos por los punx!I swear I'm going to die of a bean overdose.Beats dyin' of a broken heart.. Get to know me,reckoning I like you and such,you'll be eatin' a lot of sweets.I'll bake you a fuckin'pie to go with those beers.Follow that up with some "yerba"...and I ain't talking about just maté..Although that's the good shit. People tell me:" Corina,sos demasiado reciclado!" But when the containers are THIS good? I live for my rooftop and dumpsters a plenty.I like trash,eat trash,live in the trash,I am a trashy-trasher....Viva la basura! More things to get crafty with.More shit to sell back to you after you've thrown it away. I swear I'll fix it.I just like to re-use things,OKAY?! It's unfortunate,but I am spawned from the U.$.A,otherwise known as "los estados jodidos"-but I seem to get on alright despite the fact.Not to traumatized,I guess.Been livin' in Spain for the last few years.(4 already?) Fuck the states.Fuck their anti-immigrant policies and their genocidal tendencies(that's a good band name..thrash accordion covers..here I come) Don't make me go into it anymore.I mean have you seen how people deal with shit over there? FUCK! *Sigh* But on the other hand...immigration is a FUCKING PAIN IN MY ASS to deal with. I miss my desert southwest home sometimes.It's a beautiful dry ocean.Just gettin' nostalgic on ya though,nothing serious that would make me move back. Gritty ol' has-beens and hermits trying hard to be forgotten about by the rest of the country and residing in a desert infierno that has more strange history that even Tasmania can compete with.Livin' and dyin' in ramshackle houses that once housed miners and hookers and a fucked up history that burns your ears.That my friend was how the west was "won"..... Bisbee also can ensure you that you'll get bit by a scorpion at least once,shoot off a gun more than enough times and hash together cardboard and adobe for shelter.They also have a Cannibal Club.And The Gulch Girls. On the other side of the Atlantic...representin' Barcelona! Living and loving with my heart on my sleeve.Espeaking the espanish but I still need to learn how to fucking write better in it (86% there!Alright..gimme a break)I was only in Argentina for a few months & picked up bad speech habits like "Que Kilombo!...Zarpado!" Next on my list is to learn Portuguese.I'm into it.I'm a bit obsessed with the Balkans and the croatian side of my family.Straight outta no cash..Dubrovnik..what'what?! I know where this big ass head of mine came from. Really..pumpkin head right here.No joke..cabezon...I always thought it was a huge head of knappy dreads,but when I cut them off.Bam! Reality hurts,right? I told you I ramble on alot...must be the coffee...I keep seeing alot of old and familiar faces on this thing. Kinda crazy how this world works out for us,huh?I'M GLAD Y'ALL AIN'T DEAD YET! That happens to often for my liking.. I shall leave you now on these fine words.... "Don't let the sunshine fool ya,Don't let the bluebirds to ya,Don't let the wimmin do ya..put your hand in mine..."

My Interests

Little Zane,El Roacho,Traveling around used to be the game-looks like I'm pretty good at staying in one place for five year intervals,playing black metal intros on the accordion but never practicing enough,putting on burlesque/can-can shows,Duct tape corsets,Sewing.sewing. SEWING. Helping others to fix their clothes,Making my clothes.Bike inner tube & it's multiple uses.Having numerous fucking projects at once.Collecting old bottles,Bones and Beer Cans.My roof and throwing rocks at people from it.Making jewelry.Smashing pennies on the railroad tracks then making things out of them.Puttin'on me dancin' shoes and gettin' down to Rick James and Eddie Murphy.Making stencils night and day...Pillaging every garbage can near.Stickin' it to the "man" heh Heh..wink,wink,nudge,nudge.Homemade wine.South America.Catalunya is not Spain.Smoking the reefer.Calling people "boludo" when I'm not even from Argentina.Dulce de leche de Soja.Learning foreign slang words.(LaConchaTuMadre) Cooking bad-ass food and having people over to eat it.Crucial Beer-BQ's,People doing my dishes for me...Hanging around and drinking liters of beer,mixing beer and lemonade.Drinking a lot of coffee then getting really stoned.Fuck yeah.Odd connections with Arizona and New Mexico,something about the lack of water that draws me.Old animal bones that I find sun-dried on the RXR tracks and in my backyard.."Here,kitty,kitty".Freight trains.Tramps,Vagabonds and Hobos.Crazy old folks who tell you their stories then ask you for money. Old Circus Freaks but not including carnies.Balkan history.HR Giger,Mas Doom y Gloom...un poco de la macabra.. Pegando chanklatazos a la gente...

I'd like to meet:

Binewski's Fabulon,Poncho & Lefty,Crispin Glover,Tom Waits,Steve Buscemi,The"Dude",Ding Dong Danny O'Reilly, long lost friends,Some folk'll never shoot a skunk..then again some folk'll.

Music:

From the Beginning..Old school punk-fucking-rock. Stiff little Fingers,Bad Brains,X,DYS,Void,Reagan Youth,MDC,Dead Boys,Poison Idea,Rudimentary Peni,Crass,Poison Girls,Gism,Lipcream.Dark and sad shit Like Current 93,Swans,AMEBIX..etc-I heart d-beat too!Dis-hasta la muerte.Punks that think THEN fucking drink.Detestation,d.i.r.t.,Active Minds,Revolution X,..blah,blah,blah... Smokin the reef to the stoner sounds of...Current93,Sleep,Godspeed....,Saint Vitus,Goatwhore,Burning Witch,Neurosis,Swans,Mastadon,Neurosis,Corrupted,Noothgrush, Moho,Xasthur, Dystopia,Grief,Buzzov*en,AcidBath,The Obsessed, Black Sabbath(of course)Mercyful Fate,Pentagram,Dio,Septic Death..Thrash or die!!!Metal before there was a "nu" added to it (what the fuck?)getting stoned to raw underground black metal(the un-nazi kind.So fuck off with that white power bullshit)....Obscuro instrumentales,cantautores and heartbreaking folk,BOB DYLAN,Townes Van Zandt,Cat Power,Elliott Smith,Joanna Newsom(she's so sweet)Old country and blues,Robert Johnson,Johnny Cash,Hank Sr.,Patsy Cline & Hasil Adkins,good finger pickin' bluegrass,Hayseed Dixie,Hogscraper! *Flamenco como Los Chichos,Chungitos,CHE!Cumbia Villera! Pibes Chorros(llegamos los Pibes Chorros) Klezmer,traditional jew music & Balkan music...FANFARE!! Ciocarlia,Kocano Orkestar,Taraf de Haidouks,KAL,Western Graves,Tom Waits,Dirty Three,Nick Cave and the Bad seeds,Swans,PJ Harvey,Rita Pavone,Fred Buscaglioni,Adriano Celentano,Pino D'Angio(que idea! ma quale idea)Old funk/soul and music I can shake my lack-of-a-booty too.Cheezy dance music but NO TECHNO included.Good movie soundtracks..like GREASE!Repo Man!Amelie!Gummo!....MAS DOOM Y GLOOM..Concious and unconcious Hip-Hop..Dead Prez,The Coup,Kool Keith,Mos Def,The Wu,Erykah Badu,Gza,Blackstar,Curtis Blow,KRS one,Roots, more on the underground/political tip....and damn..I can't forget N.W.A. But remember kids...LUCHA contra reggaton y afiliate al punk!Ugh,I know there's so much more but there's seriosly not enough room here.Bueno,anything that when you listen to it you can feel it in yer bones and it sends shivers down your spine And don't forget where your heart lies..listen to more mix tapes made by good friends.Especially Wick's*wink,wink,nudge,nudge*

You are grindcore/death. You believe the
government is shit and you want out of our
bullshit system.

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Movies:

The Dark Crystal,The Neverending Story,Perros Callejeros,Emir Kusturica films:Gato blanco-gato negro(Pit bull!terrier),La Vida es un Milagro,Tiempo de los Gitanos, Te acuerdes de Dolly Bell?,Arizona Dreams.Federico Fellini,John Waters EVERYTHING, David Lynch's Wild at Heart WARRIORS(..come out and plaaay),Accion Mutante,Rubin & Ed,The River's Edge,(Crispin Glover!When ya comin' to barcelona?)Decline of Western civilization,Toxic Avenger,Cannibal-the musical,Troma films,Movies that make me laugh,FREAKS(One of us...one of us)Old horror flicks, Nueve Reinas,Meet the Feebles,Delicatessen,Amelie,Brazil,Tideland,Pretty village-Pretty flame..Bure Baruta,I'm gonna get you Sucka',Pootey Tang,The Three Amigos, Old silent films with live music Damn...I wanna watch a movie.....

Television:

I just wanna watch TWIN PEAKS episodes all day long.But alas...no way no how...98% of T.V is crap.I only get the dubbed version of The Simpsons.It's sad.What's the point? So my roomates can watch futbol.lame.But hey!Ya'know what? The Young Ones fucking rule!And Kids in the Hall,Monty Python is cool too.Along with old re-runs like The Addams Family,The Munsters,Sanford and Son...so there.

Books:

Geek Love,The Road(not On The Road),Bound for Glory,Maus,Everything is Illuminated.....Bury me Standing....Letters from my friends..AArgh! My list got erased so now I have to brainstorm again...Anything I can get my hands on in English these days.Bring me books!

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Heroes:

MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS KILLED COWBOYS(stolen from a good shirt I used to have) Wooody Guthrie,anybody who is TRUE to themselves..It's ok to disagree on things..in fact often times it's a sign that your thinking for yourself.

My Blog

Jugbandin’ at it’s best..

HeeheeHeeheeeeeee!!!...
Posted by Corina*La*Cabrona on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:34:00 PST

Minnie The Moocher

Holey Moley...Now why can't I find a man that dances like this? Yowza...Makes me hotter than sixteen habanero peppers and a bottle of cock sauce. Cab Calloway....I'm coming back in time. Meet 'cha at...
Posted by Corina*La*Cabrona on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST

I Hate you

Plans for Tomorrow:1. Make Voodoo Doll using only the finest materials. 2. Use Voodoo Doll3. Make new compilation while waiting for fuckers to start dropping like flies.
Posted by Corina*La*Cabrona on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST