Hi! My name is Ben, I am a rat. You may have heard of me, a long time ago I made best friends with a human named Willard. Man me, Socrates and Queenie really loved him! I mean I would do ANYTHING for Willard! However the back stabbing bastard betrayed us and so I had to eat his kidneys. Me and my army of rats decided to lay low after that but I sure was lonely! So I found myself a new best friend.. a sickly kid. We both bonded instantly and I decided that me and my friends would help his life a bit.By this I mean we tore up any assholes who dared to fuck with him! Sadly this brought the attention of the police on us and they sent an extermination squad to fry our hair asses..PSSSS HUMANS! Thinking they are the supreme species and stuff...hey we may be rats but have you ever seen a rat nazi? Or a rat KKK member!? NO! but somehow the flawed humans STILL consider themselves perfect..blah! Anyway back to my story, The Police broke into our home in the sewers and kicked most of my rat friends asses. I was badly beat up and returned to my young friend. We both thought I was dying! The resourceful little lad fixed me up and then we gave our sad good-byes and I went into hiding. All these years I have been in hiding but NOW I have resurfaced and gotten back with my old friend who is now all grown up! I live with him at his farm out in the middle of no where! We are smack dab in the middle of acres and acres of forests and farmland! We should be safe here! YAY! OH I also managed to amass another huge legion of rat followers, just in case any more pesky human gave us shit!Yes, it took me a long time to learn how to use this computer and even longer on how to type and spell! WHEW! Yes, every one said I was unnaturally intelligent for a rat but one has to be to survive these days! They made two movies and a remake of my life and I think they are swell! Actually I am kind of pissed..that im am not up there with the likes of Freddy, Jason and the rest of them lamos! Come on! I was before any of em! My movie was a smash! I should be the ultimate horror star! NOT THEM! BLAH! Hell I even won TWO (count em, TWO!) Patsy awards for my roles in both movies! Yeah the patsy awards are like Oscars for animals. BEAT THAT JASON! I don't even need to wear a mask to kill people..tee-hee.Oh and one more thing, I am not cute! So do not call me cute! I am a scary horror icon! I am not cuddly! I am not cute! So I don't want none of this "aww look at the sweet cute rat!" I mean it too! DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU!Oh and about the Willard remake, I found a qoute that I 100% agree with and I shall leave you with its wisdom.."Willard" was a disappointment at the boxoffice and the reason is very simple. It is not a teenage movie with the mistaken mentality that only a gruesome horror film is a good horror film. Todays 18-year olds will simply not enjoy the subtle gloom that is brought to screen here. Without overt violence, without blood, without special effects galore and scantily clad, suggestive females, the film is clearly targeted at a more mature audience that appreciates horror on a more intellectual level. While the film is not as great as it could have been, "Willard" is not a slouch either. It is very stylish and well put together and manages to create a sense of prickling suspense and chills."Oh so now I have some new developments going on. You see I met with with this interesting man and made the bad decision to befriend him. This odd fellow was never seen without his sun glasses and called himself Wesker. Well long story short, he fed me some icecream laced with a weird virus he calls the T-virus and Now I am a big monster rat that stands on my hind legs..go figure! So Now I have my legion of rats searching for a cure for me while I try to fight off these urges to hunt down S.T.A.R.S members. Odd how life turns out huh? ..
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