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[Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades

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"The Complete Tales of Madness and Depravity" is a journey into the darkest parts of the human mind and where they may lead. Haunted by the ghost of Lovecraft's intellect and imagination, this book is sure to please even the most avid of horror fans! Be sure to look for future works of Michael McGouirk very soon!

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"If you're ever constipated, try reading this book. It'll scare the shit right out of ya!"
-Unnamed Macon GA Broadcast Personality
"What's really messed up about this is that it's fictional. This 'journal' just...it took me into Jolly's mind, I pictured everything, I finally felt what someone felt when they're their own worst enemy. It was amazing. I thought that the session was awesome, but this just goes beyond awesome...."
-Wounded Spleen on "From the Pen of Walter Jolly"
"A very interesting story in which the meaning of horror is put down in written form nicely. An explanation of the story might be: Sometimes, what we see happening may not always be what truly lies beneath..."
-Big Round on "Of Shadows and Dreams"

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Saturday, November 4, 2006

Last Night was an awesome and eventful occasion.  There was some sort of miscommunication betwix the Punk Rock Republican and myself which led to my having 2 birthday parties.  This was, ind...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

According to Popular Women's Lib Activist, Women Incapable of Free Will

    When I begin to lactate, I will start to agree with Linda Hirshman.  Why, as a man who goes far out of the way to avoid politics, do I take this stance?  The answer lies in som...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:25:00 PST

Illustration Contest Rules

Look in my blog and on walterjolly.com to read my existing works.  After you've read a selection, illustrate the story based on how you saw it.  Best drawings will be chosen to go toward sel...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST

slayer kicks ass!

so i was leaving work on foot tonight when i was just turning onto northside when a black chevy nova pulled up beside me.  "need a ride, dude?" a semi raspy voice called out from the car.  "...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Disappearance of Arthur Beaumont

The Disappearance of Arthur Beaumont           In the Absence of man, many strange and mysterious things inhabit all corners of the earth.  Every nook an...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:22:00 PST

THE PIER

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Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the session

The Session I'm not quite certain where i should begin, so I'll start with the most recent recollections. I was leaving my home to chop some wood for my fireplace, as it ...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Seamus O'Maltby

Seamus O'Maltby    For my entire life, I've been told that good people go with the angels when they die, and the bad go with the demons.  I've been that if your spirit is pure, you...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:25:00 PST

Facts about the Osterich

Scientific Name: Osterithicus Ilaviatus Avianicus .Did you know that the osterich has a wingspan of 35 feet and can swim for 17 hours without needing to come up for air? Also, its eggs can be used to ...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

Random Accusation

I've decided to move my Random Accusation to my blog, as most people haven't been getting the oppurtunity to read the bulletins.enjoy! A. V. Hernandez Likes to turn the shower Nozzle where it goes up...
Posted by [Horror Author] Michael McGouirk&spades on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:42:00 PST