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About Me

My name is Dawn and I have two beautiful little toddlers. I work from home doing tech stuff (working on servers, doing graphic design, working with websites, yada, yada, yada). While working from home is cool at first, it gets sooooo boring!
I've created a website for moms, you can message me for the URL since it's against the MySpace TOS to post URLs for other websites and that's why my other profile was deleted apparently (although if you put megamommies together with .com, you've got it).I write horror stories and I've actually even been published somehow. I guess people out there are as sick in the head as me! Scary, I know...
LIKES: vodka, the word "fuck", poker, gourmet popcorn, odd useless facts, people with opinions of their own, fellow cynics, Johnny Depp movies, and pants that actually fit me in all the right places (damn you pant designing sadists, damn you all!)
DISLIKES: Attention whores, sheeple, cockiness, elitist attitudes, bugs, seafood, posers, backstabbers, liars, immaturity, and mind games.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH:
"You are as much a real person as you are deep. As with the depths of a diamond, the interior is twice as important as the surface. There are people who are all facade, like a house left unfinished when the funds run out. They have the entrance of a palace but the inner rooms of a cottage." - Balthasar Gracian
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Do, or do not. There is no try" - Yoda
"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Unknown
"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening." - Alexander Woollcott
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You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The person I'd most like to meet in the entire universe is Johnny Depp! (Me and a hundred thousand other ladies) Actually maybe not. I heard he's kind of wierd and he's attracted to stick figures. Ok, I got it... I'd like to meet Johnny Depp while he's under hypnosis to make him think he's Captain Jack Sparrow. Let me tell you, that character makes me want to invent a time machine so I can go find my own pirate booty, Savvy?

Now that I've had my little daydream to get me through the day, I'd like to meet other moms from my area, other writers, and basically anyone else who is fun to chat with.

My Blog

It’s heeeeeeeeeeere!

I finally have the blog all done. I took your advice and stuck with the name antibarbie. You can find my new blog by clicking here Let me know what you guys think! I want opinions!
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:22:00 GMT

Look ma, I have fans!

Yup, it's true. There are people out there who even like the writing of someone as twisted and wierd as me. Who knew? I got a pretty big kick out of this (hopefully the welt it left will go down soon)...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:15:00 GMT

Check Out My New Website!

I have finished creating MegaMommies.com and I am inviting you to take a look before I unveil it to the public! The truth is, I need your help.The site features parenting articles, a buisness director...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:29:00 GMT

I am a Large Woman!

I am a large woman,Broad lovely hips,Soft round belly,Big luscious lips.Wherever I go,People take notice of me,Let them gawk,At my massive beauty.People that laugh,Think they cause me dismay,Too small...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:07:00 GMT

My Own Goddess

This is one of my BBW Poems. I've been writing poetry since I was about 14. Enjoy!MY OWN GODDESS I eat without guilt,I wear revealing clothes,I have sex with the lights on,and I laugh AT YOU,when you ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:46:00 GMT

Christmas Wish List

Ok since it is that season once again *and* because I am currently bored, I am going to publish my Christmas List, not that I expect to get anything that's on it (since my significant other is the Gri...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:32:00 GMT

My all time favorite poem

fat is my fortress. itkeeps you from me. Iprize this great body, itsfierce implacable strength.for I move when I choose to.you cannot force me.wherever I go I mockweakness and famine. stareif you will...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:49:00 GMT

Anybody have a gun?

Car's broken down and we don't have the money to fix it. My daughter has been acting strange lately and has stopped talking altogether. My clients keep screwing me over and I am making one fourth of w...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:01:00 GMT

Bald Babies!

I was at the doctor's office this morning and it was packed. All the kids my girl's ages had ten times the hair my girls did, even the boys! Heck, even the two newborns in the office had one up on my ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:43:00 GMT

A rant on stupidity

Ok, people if you see a profile on here and they claim that they are a famous person, they are lying to you. That's right, lying. I assure you that if Orlando Bloom or Jessica Simpson get some time to...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 19:17:00 GMT