Mr. T

I WAS BORN ON THE ROUGH SOUTHSIDE GHETTO AREA OF CHICAGO. I GOT 11 BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND WE GREW UP IN THE HOUSING PROJECTS SUCKA. MY DAD PUNKED OUT WHEN I WAS FIVE. WHEN I WAS 9, I FOUND HIM, AND KICKED HIS ASS. HARD. SUCKA. THEN I FOUND THE STAGE. I STARTED ACTING WHEN I WAS 10. I PLAYED TOUGH GUYS IN MOB MOVIES, YOU KNOW, ENFORCERS. I WAS THE ONLY TEN YEAR OLD IN HOLLYWOOD WHO WAS BEATIN' UP SUCKAS ON A DAILY BASIS. THEN I WENT TO THE A-TEAM. I PLAYED B.A. BARACUS. IT'S FUNNY, THOSE SUCKAS PAYED ME TO ACT LIKE ME! CRACKA ASS CRACKAS. ANYWAY, THAT'S MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL. YOU WANNA KNOW MORE, JUST ASK SUCKA!