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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

____________________________________________________________ __________________ HEY, I'M JIMMY ________________________________________________ I DONT FUCK SLUTTY WHORES, I LIKE NICE GIRLS ________________________________________________ THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS FUCKIN' EVIL ________________________________________________ BULLSHIT RELIGIOUS TRADITIONS CAUSE PEOPLE TO LOOSE FAITH ________________________________________________IF YER DISRESPECTFUL DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE NICE TO YOU, CAUSE I WON'T BE ________________________________________________I DO BELIVE IN GOD, IF YOU DISAGREE THAT'S FINE, BUT IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF. ________________________________________________ “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” ~ George W. Bush ________________________________________________ "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." ~ Edmund Burke ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ________________________ ________________________________________________ AHRITE, SO UNDER ALL THAT SERIOUSNESS N' SHIT I'M JUST A EASY GOIN' FELLOW WHO LOVES JOKIN' ROUND N' CAUSIN' A BIT A MISCHIEF NOW N' THEN. ________________________________________________ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE YOU DON'T WANNA BE MY FRIEND, ER EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME AT TIMES. ________________________________________________ WHEN I'M NOT TORMENTIN' THOSE CLOSEST TO ME I LIKE TO GO SEE LIVE MUSIC, HOUSE PARTIES, WATCH CHAOS IN THE STREETS ER JUST CHILL YA KNOW, BONFIRES, BBQ, POOLSIDE, MOVIES, MUSIC, THE ARTS, ALL THAT. ________________________________________________MY IDEAL LIFE IS TO BE A STAY AT HOME DAD.............. NO, SERIOUSLY.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

CUTE, SHORT, DORKY, CHRISTIAN GIRLS WHO LISTEN TO SKA, DON'T SMOKE, N' WEAR KNEE SOCKS WITH SKIRTS,WHO LIKE GUYS WITH HAIRY POTBELLYS N' NO MONEY.________________________________________________I LOVE MEETIN' NEW PEOPLE N' MAKIN' NEW FRIENDS, ________________________________________________ BUT DONT ADD ME TO YER FRIENDS LIST IF YOU DONT KNOW ME. ________________________________________________ BY ALL MEANS SEND ME A MESSAGE N' SAY HEY, I LOVE MESSAGES FROM PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET. I PROMISE I WONT BE AN ASSHOLE TO YOU (AT FIRST) ________________________________________________ AFTER TIME, IF WE BECOME FRIENDS, THEN WE CAN DO THE WHOLE LIST ADD THING. GOT IT? COOL. ________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ NEED HELP MAKIN YER PAGE LOOK TOTALLY SWEET? CLICK HERE ________________________________________________

Music:

(THE MISFITS HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST CORNY ASS BAND TO EVER EXSIST N' DANZIG IS A FUCKIN' DORK) ____________________ VOODOO GLOW SKULLS ____________________ THE DINGEES ____________________ MOJO NIXON ____________________ TH' LEGANDARY SHACK*SHAKERS ____________________ FISHBONE ____________________ THE TOSSERS ____________________ THE DEADPETS - EVERYBODY OUT! ____________________ SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS ____________________ THE CLASH - JOE STRUMMER N' THE MESCALEROS ____________________ FEAR ____________________ SOCIAL DISTORTION - MIKE NESS SOLO ____________________ DEAD KENNEDYS - JELLO ____________________ MAROON TOWN ____________________ MADNESS ____________________ SLIM CESSNA'S AUTO CLUB ____________________ OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW ____________________ NOFX ____________________ GOLDBLADE ____________________ OZOMATLI ____________________ CALIBRETTO 13 ____________________ GOGOL BORDELLO ____________________ UNKNOWN HINSON ____________________ DEAL'S GONE BAD ____________________ HEPCAT ____________________ SLACKERS ____________________ PILFERS ____________________ GANGSTER FUN ____________________ THE EXCEPTIONS ____________________ THE PARKA KINGS ____________________ TELEGRAPH (THE SKOLARS IF YA WANNA BE ALL OLD SCHOOL BOUT IT) ____________________ SUBLIME ____________________ GREEN DAY ____________________ JOHNNY CASH ____________________ THROW RAG ____________________ THE CODE ____________________ JERRY LEE LEWIS ____________________ THE SPECIALS - SPECIAL SKANK ____________________ SCRAPY ____________________ INSPECTER 7 - HUB CITY STOMPERS ____________________ TOASTERS ____________________ SKOIDATS ____________________ TOO RUDE ____________________ BUCK-O-NINE ____________________ FIVE IRON FRENZY ____________________ ASSOTED JELLY BEANS ____________________ REEL BIG FISH ____________________ THE CIGARRES ____________________ SKARFACE ____________________ CAPDOWN ____________________ RANCID ____________________ TRANSPLANTS ____________________ INTRO5PECT ____________________ POP WILL EAT ITSELF ____________________ SUICIDE MACHINES ____________________ SQUAD FIVE-0 ____________________ DEADBOLT ____________________ AGAINST ALL AUTHORITY ____________________ TURBO A.C.'S ____________________ PISTOL GRIP ____________________ CUSTOM MADE SCARE ____________________ HUMBLE GODS ____________________ OTIS REDDING ____________________ HANK III, HANK SEINOR, N HANK JR. TOO ____________________ DAVID ALLAN COE ____________________ CONFEDERATE RAILROAD ____________________ SIXER ____________________ WHISKEY REBELS ____________________ PRESSURE POINT ____________________ BLACK STAR BRIGADE ____________________ OI POLLOI ____________________ HANOVER SAINTS ____________________ RIVERBOAT GAMBLERS ____________________ FLOGGING MOLLY ____________________ THE POGUES ____________________ THE VIRUS ____________________ THE HIVES ____________________ THE BRIGGS ____________________ THE CRAMPS ____________________ LINK 80 - KNOWLEDGE ____________________ BOB MARLEY ____________________ SYMARIP ____________________ EEK-A-MOUSE ____________________ TOOTS N' THE MAYTALS ____________________ JIMMY CLIFF ____________________ RED EARTH ____________________ SKATALITES ____________________ LEE "SCRATCH" PERRY ____________________ KING TUBBY ____________________ 10 FT. GANJA PLANT ____________________ EXPLOSION ____________________ DAYCARE SWINDLERS ____________________ THE BUSINESS ____________________ OXYMORON ____________________ THE FORGOTTEN ____________________ DROPKICK MURPHYS (OLD SINGER) - STREET DOGS ____________________ ZZ TOP ____________________ GUNS AND ROSES ____________________ AC/DC ____________________ VIOLENT FEMMES ____________________ DEAD MILKMEN ____________________ THIS BIKE IS A PIPEBOMB ____________________ DEMENTED ARE GO ____________________ SWINGIN' UTTERS ____________________ BLOOD FOR BLOOD ____________________ MOTORHEAD ____________________ PUBLIC ENEMY ____________________ ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT ____________________ ANTI-FLAG ____________________ KINGS OF NUTHIN' ____________________ BODY COUNT ____________________ KOTTONMOUTH KINGS ____________________ BLUE MEANIES ____________________ BUT I HATE AND I MEAN HATE THAT FUCKIN' GENERIC, PATHETIC, TRENDY ASS STUPID ASS SCREAMO-EMO SHIT......OH YEAH AND I LIKE SUGAR RAY,YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!

Movies:

CRY BABY, CLUE, BULLET, BLUES BROTHERS, HOLY MAN,TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE, DOGMA, A BRONX TALE, MARS ATTACKS, THE SIX STRING SAMURAI, A CHRISTMAS STORY, ARMY OF DARKNESS, OFFICE SPACE, KINGPIN, BLAZIN' SADDLES, ALI G INDAHOUSE, MIDNIGHT MADNESS, ANYTHING MONTY PYTHON, CLASS REUNION, ANIMAL HOUSE, BETTER OFF DEAD, AIRPLANEROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, ORGAZMO, BASEKETBALL, I'M GONNA GET YOU SUCKA, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, JEKYLL AND HYDE TOGETHER AGAIN, REVENGE OF THE NERDS, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, DARK CITY, THE CROW, AMERICAN HISTORY X, THE CITY OF LOST CHILDREN, I HATE HORROR MOVIES, BUT I LOVE ANYTHING MADE BY TROMA I ALSO LIKE CERTAIN ANIME, N' HENTAI (YEAH I'M A WEIRDO I KNOW)

Television:

THE YOUNG ONES, WELL NOT ON TV ANY MORE BUT I GOT MY DVD SET, ADULT SWIM - AQUA TEEN HUNGERFORCE, SQUIDBILLIES, VENTURE BROS., FUTURAMA, BOONDOCKS, ECT. ALI G SHOW, DAILY SHOW, GOOD EATS (ALTON BROWN IS A GENIUS), HOME IMPROVMENT SHOWS, MOST EXTREME HOMES, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, MONSTER TRUCKS/DEMO DERBYS, MONSTER GARAGE, CHAPPELLE'S SHOW, CONAN O' BRIEN.

Books:

I DONT READ MUCH THO I DID READ HIS BRIGHT LIGHT BY DANIEL STEEL NOT TOO LONG AGO, N' IM STARTING TO READ A BOOK CALLED THE PIPE AND CHRIST, ABOUT CHRISTIAN N' NATIVE AMERICAN RELIGIONS

Heroes:

__________________ THE TOXIC AVENGER ...........DUH