Knowledge, wisdom, understanding, freedom, justice, equality, food, clothing, shelter, love, peace, happiness, studying, spirituality, mysticism, meditating on the nature of good and evil, religion, history, culture, ancient traditions, anthropology, politics, spelling things correctly, using punctuation, making use of capitalization, music, records, old records, record stores, thrift stores, digging in the crates, DJing, broadcasting, making beats, books, magazines, movies, television, clubbing, writing, blogging, computers, the interweb, web design, graphic design, my iPod, my Zune, my digicam, taking pictures, narcissism, dreadlocks, fashion, shopping, streetwear, limited-edition screen-printed tees, Oddica, Threadless, hoodies, kicks, Timberland boots, Adidas sneakers, perforated Rod Lavers' in all quad flavors, Diet Dr Pepper, Lipton Diet White & Green Teas, cranberry juice, spring water, peanut M&M's candies, Fluffernutter, the quest for rare junk foods (such as Hostess Chocodiles, Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Pizza Hut's Triple Decker Pizza, and the ever-elusive beverage Dr Slice), Sobe (Orange/Carrot), Snapple (Strawberry/Kiwi, or Snapple Apple), Capri Sun (Strawberry/Kiwi), refrigerated Snickers bars, Entenmann's Rich Frosted Donuts, air conditioning, not drinking or getting high, being more "edge" than the "edge" kids without actually being "edge," porn, boobies, tushies, muffintops, snatch, strip clubs, showers, smelling good, hanging out, staying up all night, sleeping the day away , getting up far too early, going for (long) walks, eating semi-healthy, cuddling, nuzzling, that sweet-sweet lovin', falling in love, "the ladies," chubby girls, busty girls, skinny girls, Punk girls, Black girls, Latin girls, "ethnic girls" in general, arty girls, bohemian girls, hipster girls, girls who look like boys, girls who look like Beth Ditto, trashy broads who are really classy dames, intentionally unintentional homoeroticism, making up new slang, liberation, apathy, racial ambiguity, sexual ambiguity, gender politics, manatees, pandas, monsters, robots, snacky cakes, smartassery, the fine art of cunnilingus
Cuddle buddies.
Smartypants'.
You...
And I mean that.
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Take back America:
Heroes, Pushing Daisies, The Office, My Name Is Earl, 30 Rock, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, South Park, The Sarah Silverman Program, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, ER, Bones, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, Prison Break, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Dog Bites Man, Reno 911, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Wonder Showzen, The Andy Milonakis Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Late Nite with Conan O'Brien, Medium, Crossing Jordan, This Old House, Ask This Old House, NOVA, Antiques Roadshow, Antiques Roadshow FYI, Find!, History Detectives, Science Investigators, Independent Lens, Frontline, American Experience, POV, Wide Angle, Charlie Rose, Nature, Great Performances, Globe Trekker, In The Life (and a bunch of other PBS programming), The Phantom Gourmet, TV Diner, Flight of the Conchords, America's Next Top Model, What Not to Wear, Big Big World
Mind, Body & Soul:
My Mom (Deborah Anne Caron, a.k.a. Justice), Yahua'Elohim, El, Adonai, El Elyon, El Shaddai, Elohim, "The Serpent," Hawah (Eve), Ha Shaitan, "Lucifer," The Nephilim, Khanokh/Metatron, Abraham, Malki-tzé?eq, "The King of Tyre," Moshe, Melek Daud, Melek Shlomo, Hiram Abiff, Eliyahu, Yehu, Y'shua ben Yosef, Yacob Ha Tzadik, The Anunaki, Ea/Enki, Nannar/Sin, Nergal, Ninurta, Inanna/Ishtar, The Neteru, Shiva, Kali, Akhenaten, Ebna la-Hakim (Menelik I), Jacques de Molay, Sir William Wallace, David Reubeni, Shlomo Mol'kho, Johann Adam Weishaupt, John Brown, Karl Heinrich Marx, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin, Nikola Tesla, Aleister Crowley, Ras Tafari Makonnen (Haile Selassie I), Marcus Mosiah Garvey, Jr., Albert Einstein, Noble Drew Ali, Master W.D Fard Muhammad, Elijah Muhammad, Malcolm X, Clarence 13X, Dr. Malachi Z. York, Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, Mao Tse-tung, Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti, Leonard Peltier, Mumia Abu Jamal, Samuel Langhorne Clemens (Mark Twain), Edgar Allan Poe, Walt Whitman, Zora Neale Hurston, Langston Hughes, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Woodrow Wilson "Woody" Guthrie, Robert Allen Zimmerman (Bob Dylan), Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs, Hakim Bey (Peter Lamborn Wilson), Alan Wilson Watts, Robert Anton Wilson, Hunter S. Thompson, Philip K. Dick, Zecharia Sitchin, John Sinclair, John Lennon, Hugh Marston Hefner, Stanley Martin Lieber (Stan Lee), Jacob Kurtzberg (Jack Kirby), George Walton Lucas, Jr., Chris Claremont, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Alice Malsenior Walker, Octavia Estelle Butler, Charles Michael "Chuck" Palahniuk, Robert H. Eisenman, Michael Francis Moore, Keith Olbermann, Tim Wise, Barack Hussein Obama
Sound:
Cole Porter, George & Ira Gershwin, Irving Berlin, Bruce Haack, The Beatles, George Martin, Rudy Van Gelder, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Phil Spector, Burt Bacharach, Brian Wilson, Gershon Kingsley, Jean-Jacques Perrey, David Axelrod, Galt MacDermot, Charles Stepney, Creed Taylor, Willie Mitchell, Bob James, Isaac Hayes, Curtis Mayfield, James Brown, Sly Stone, George Clinton (and all the Parliament/Funkadelic folks), The Meters, Bob Marley, Roy Ayers, Donald Byrd, The Mizell Brothers, Bob Moog, Stevie Wonder, Prince Rogers Nelson, Kraftwerk, Devo, Martin Hannett, The Clash, Kool Herc, David Mancuso, Afrika Bambaataa, Larry Levan, Grandmaster Flash, Danny Krivit, Francois Kevorkian, Tom Moulton, Arthur Baker, John Robbie, Shep Pettibone, Giorgio Moroder, Arthur Russell, Patrick Cowley, Greg Carmichael, Patrick Adams, Vince Clarke, Randy Muller, Frankie Knuckles, Juan Atkins, Derrick May, Kevin Saunderson, Eddie Fowlkes, Jazzy Jay, Timmy Regisford, Grand Wizard Theodore, Jam Master Jay, Red Alert, Kid Capri, Lazy K, Funkmaster Flex (back when he didn't suck), Stretch & Bobbitto, Cool C (from WHUS in CT), Doc 9 (all over Springfield radio back in the day), Rhettmatic, J-Rocc, Kenny Dope & Louie Vega (Masters At Work), Rick Rubin, Marley Marl, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Masta Ace, Craig G, Howie T, KRS-One, Rakim, Grand Puba, Sadat X, The Bomb Squad, Eric Sermon & Parrish Smith (EPMD, Hit Squad, Def Squad), Redman, K-Solo, Special Ed, Paul C, Organized Konfusion (Prince Po and Pharoahe Monch), Prince Paul, Chubb Rock, De La Soul (Trugoy and Posdnous) Dan "The Automator" Nakamura, Sam Sever, Large Professor, Pete Rock, Da Beatminerz, Black Moon (Buckshot, 5ft and Evil D), Smif-n-Wessun (Tek and Steele), Heltah Skeltah (Big Ruck and Da Rockness Monstah), DJ Premier, Jeru the Damaja, Bahamadia, Nas, AZ, Jay-Z, Diamond D, Showbiz, Lord Finesse, O.C., AG (Andre the Giant), Percee P, Big Pun, DJ Muggs, Buckwild, A Tribe Called Quest (Q-Tip, Ali Shaheed Muhammad, Phife and The Ummah), 3rd Bass (MC Serch and Prime Minister Pete Nice), Black Sheep (Dres and Mister Lawnge), The Beatnuts, SD50's, Ice Cube, Sir Jinx, The Boogie Men (DJ Pooh, Rashad, Bobcat), Del the Funky Homosapien, RZA, Ghostface Killah, GZA/Genius, Killah Priest, Holocaust, Inspectah Deck, Company Flow (El-P, Big Jus and Mr. Len), Juggaknots (Breezly Brewin' and Buddy Slim), El-P, M.F. Doom, The Fugees (mostly just Lauryn Hill and Wyclef), Black Star (Mos Def and Talib Kweli), Black Thought, DJ Shadow, Ras Kass, Canibus, Eminem, Abstact Rude, Aceyalone, The Nonce, Mannish, Peanut Butter Wolf, Charizma, Blackalicious (Gift of Gab and Chief XL), Lyrics Born, Aesop Rock, Cannibal Ox (Vast Aire and Vordul), Madlib, J. Dilla (Rest in Peace), Osunlade, The Neptunes (Pharrell Williams and Chad Hugo), Timbaland, Kanye West, C-Rayz Walz, Sean Price, RJD2, Blockhead, Wale Oyejide, Bugz In The Attic, The DFA (James Murphy and Tim Goldsworthy), Jimmy Tamborello (Dntel/Postal Service), Danger Mouse, Mike Skinner (The Streets), 9th Wonder, Ant, Just Blaze, Diplo, Sa-Ra Creative Partners, Squarepusher, MSTRKRFT, Hot Chip (Joe Goddard, Alexis Taylor, Al Doyal, Felix Martin and Owen Clarke), Of Montreal (Kevin Barnes), Justice, Simian Mobile Disco
Originality, Personality and Lifestyle:
Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker), Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, R2D2, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, Boba Fett, Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious, Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr., Rudy Ray Moore, Laurence "Mr. T" Tureaud, Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Rubens, Conan Christopher O'Brien, Homer J. Simpson, Bartholomew "Bart" Jojo Simpson, Lisa Marie Simpson, Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson, David Khari Webber Chappelle, The Bishop Don "The Magic" Juan, Walter Mercado, Mario Luis Kreutzberger Blumenfeld (Don Francisco), Toufik Benedictus "Benny" Hinn, Tuan "Tommy" Vu, Pootie Tang, Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Al Harrington (President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Emporium and Warehouse), Anung un Rama (Hellboy), Master Shake, Carl Brutananadilewski, Meatwad, Frylock, The Mooninites, The Plutonians, The Wisdom Cube, Sasha Baron Cohen (Ali G, Borat, Bruno, etc), Bill Nye the Science Guy, Mr. Wizard, Capt. Mark (of The Draw Squad and The Secret City Adventures fame), Captain Kangaroo, Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr., and Mortimer Marker (of Picture Pages fame), John Shaft, Priest (from the film 'Superfly'), Mordechai Jefferson Carver (The Hebrew Hammer), Ron Burgundy, Mr. Chauncy, Tyler, Cosmo Kramer, George Louis Costanza, Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld, Elaine Marie Benes, Lawrence Gene "Larry" David, Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, Jack Donaghy, Liz Lemon, Tracy Jordan (and the real Tracy Morgan), Sarah Kate Silverman, Hiro Nakamura, Peter Petrelli, Gabriel "Sylar" Gray, Zach Galifianakis, Patton Oswalt, Jim Gaffigan, Demitri Martin, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Eddie Izzard, John Stewart, Steven Colbert, Enid Coleslaw, Seth Rogen, Captain Caveman, Hong-Kong Fooey