'Scumlife Pit/Teamsters' t-shirt (black)

This shirt mixes the Scumlife Pitbull with the Teamsters logo and reads, "International Brotherhood of Scumlife" with the word 'UNITY' and 'Local 718'. This design is inspired by the many union shirts that my Pop used to wear when I was a kid. To this day he still calls me every time an entrance exam for the union is coming up.

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'South Brooklyn Cement Shoe Co.' t-shirt (grey)

When I was growing up there was a lot of talk about people getting 'cement shoes'. It was a slang term referring to one of the Mob's methods of making someone disappear. Designed like an actual Brooklyn cement company shirt, this tee plays with the term 'Cement Shoes', even giving you the number to dial (718.555.GOON) in case you need to make someone 'disappear'. Sleeve has the Scumlife/Teamsters logo printed on it.

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'Police Should Be Nicer' t-shirt (white)

In New York City the NYPD cars have the acronym C.P.R., which stands for 'Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect' all spelled out on the side door. This shirt is more true to life reading:'CPR:disCourteous,unProfessional, disRespectful' across the chest. The sleeve has a redesigned NYPD badge on it, which reads "POLICE SHOULD BE NICER" and "911 IS A JOKE" with the Scumlife pitbull in the middle, because maybe all cops aren't bad people, but no one can argue with the fact that they could all be a little bit nicer.

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'I Shoulda Killed You Yesterday' t-shirt (black)

This tee reminds me of the tees they used to sell in Times Square in the 80's. You know like: "Welcome to New York Now Duck MotherF**Ker", or "New York F**king City",etc. Actually,this one is way more bad-ass then all of those. It reads: "I SHOULDA KILLED YOU YESTERDAY", with an image of a bandana'd subhuman character pointing his finger with one hand and holding a revolver in the other.

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'Keep Coney Island Freaky' t-shirt (yellow-gold)

Coney Island has been the People's Playground for all New Yorkers (as well as people from all over the world) for more than a hundred years. A place where normal meets freaky (the real freaks are outside of the side-show) and people of all ages, colors and classes blend. Coney Island functions as many independent businesses that form one amazing place. Right now the developers are trying to turn Coney Island into one big luxury-condo slash shopping-mall. This tee is our way of speaking out against that.

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'No More Condos' t-shirt (sapphire)

It seems every time I turn around there is a new luxury condominium being built. This is happening everywhere, not just in New York, but every city, everywhere. Whatever happened to affordable housing? There was a point in time not too long ago, where a regular working person could afford to buy a house.

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