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Lord Bast

It's short for Bastard, what of it?

About Me

Hello, Lord Bast of Bast Hall here, XII Earl of Cornwall (which I own half of, but I don't go there! I cannot abide those damned 'surfer dudes' who make the coastline look all shabby. My grandfather sold the other half to pay for his Opium debts) Anyway...I'm a fucking tea head and I'm a left wing, Guardian reading, anti-war, vegetarian, hypochondriac. blah blah blah..........

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My Interests

badger bumming, salt, canal bardges, earl grey tea, virgin trains

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet George W(anker) Bush and then give him a BIG slap! and maybe brap him down in the jungle

Music:

Bach

Movies:

How High

Television:

the News

Books:

Confessions of an English Opium Eater - Thomas D'Quincy

Heroes:

Maggie