When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.