Live music, theatre, film, art and literature. Writing songs, stories etc. Talking. Smoking. Sitting down on comfortable things. Dragons.
I'd love to play shows with Thelonious Monk and Johnny Cash (not at the same time - though that could be interesting). I suspect I might have quite epically missed the boat on that score though. I'd also like to go on adventures in the tardis and have tea with George Henry Lewes.
The Band, Nick Cave, Ray Charles, Tom Waits, Iron & Wine, Thelonious Monk, Broken Family Band, Howlin' Wolf, Billy Bragg, Devendra Banhart, Jeff Buckley, Delgados, Oysterband, Nick Drake, Radiohead, Proclaimers, M. Ward, Pogues, Whisky Cats, Revolver, Moody Blues, Nina Simone, Divine Comedy, I am Kloot, Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sonny Boy Williamson, Paul Simon, Billie Holiday, Floggin' Molly, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Calexico, Beck, Leonard Cohen, Bright Eyes, REM, Finnegan's Wake, Pulp, Levellers, John Otway, Mogwai, Godspeed, Dirty 3, Belle & Sebastian (early stuff), Pavement, Stereolab, Daniel Johnston, the Smiths, Dr Dog, The Teeth, Simon & Garfunkel, Woody Guthrie, the Derelicts... oh loads of stuff.
On The Beach, Some Like it Hot, The Last Waltz, Time of the Gypsies (Dom za Vesanje), Dr Strangelove, Il Postino, Casablanca, If..., Sunset Boulevard, Sweet Smell of Success, Whitnail & I, Monsters Inc, Elling, City of God, Sex & Lucia, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Waking Life, Twelve Monkeys, Benny & Joon, Bicycle Thieves, Indiana Jones, Ladykillers (1955), Dollars Trilogy, Return of the Pink Panther, Eternal Sunshine, The Magic Christian,
Haven't owned a TV for 2 years BUT: Doctor Who, Spaced, Brass Eye, Day Today, Black Books, Series 1 of Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Time Team, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, Nature Programs, Eighties children's serials like Box of Delights and Narnia, Blake's 7, Quantum Leap, angry midnight panel debates, anything produced by Armando Iannucci or written by Dennis Potter. I'd also like to stress how good I think Radio 4 is (apart from the Archers - that's rubbish).
Novels and Short Stories by Coetzee, Marquez, Borges, Orwell, Eliot (George), Kundera, Pullman, Sartre, Camus, Conrad, Murakami, Kerouac, Tolstoy, Fielding, Beckett, Lodge, Kafka, Greene. Poetry by Ted Hughes, Nina Cassian, Adrian Mitchell, Auden, Coleridge, Milton, Dylan Thomas, Lawrence Durrel, Eluard, Keats, Donne. Also just read "A Humument" by Tom Phillips which is, quite simply, an extraordinary work. Buy ten copies and scatter them about your house so that there's always one within easy reach. I also love Roald Dahl's "The Giraffe, The Pelly and Me"
Doctor Who (2nd, 4th and 9th incarnations particularly - warming to the 10th now too). George Eliot (extraordinary woman). Rolf Harris (best all-round entertainer ever). Thelonious Monk is a genius (and I use that word sparingly). My sister, Emma, is also bloody brilliant.