Hey rock band, look at that squirrel. |
The street was newly swept, last night's garbage cans emptied and tossed carelessly away from the curb by men eager to break from hanging on the back of a slow moving truck, eager to go to lunch and c...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:17:00 GMT |
Caffeine keeps me up all night |
caffeine keeps me up all night cups and cups of up all caffeine keeps me cups all night caffeine cups caffeine all night up all caffeine night keeps me cups of up all night caffeine cups all night
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:49:00 GMT |
Flattered to be loved by all you robots. |
But not actually flattered at all. In fact, the number of robots that want to befriend this electronic simulacrum of me that I've created here is becoming more than a mere nuisance. It's beginning t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
Haiku for 2007 |
Man. Moving, shaking Sometimes you just wanna sleep. Someone's in your bed. Hee-yah! Hee, hee-yah! Ungh! Hee-yah! Uh, ungh, ungh-yah! Hee, hee hee, hee-yah! In love with boom bap. 808, 909 clap. On...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:10:00 GMT |
Internet Haiku for Dan Crowder |
Wow, really? Haiku? OMG! LMAO! ROTFL!
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:37:00 GMT |
Anniversary! |
Today marks the ninth anniversary of the first time I ever had sex. It was awkward, in a dorm room, interrupted by the roommate, and beautiful.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:12:00 GMT |
Always more fun to watch the white kids dance than it is to be one of the white kids dancing. |
Oh white people. Oh white people with your flailing to 'Rebel Rebel.' Your bumps and your grinds to all the hottest rap music from your senior year in college. Move, bitch, I'm just so fresh and clean...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:37:00 GMT |
New Mexican Karaoke Machine for the Love of Ani |
The Top Deck in Farmington, NM, where all the thick girls go to sing country karaoke and drink three dollar red-headed sluts. Bad teeth on the men, the easier through which to pass Bud Light. The thre...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:18:00 GMT |
Questionnaire to help teachers get to know their students. Try your own at the end! |
Jesse James Christ Wrote a Story Called 'Jesse James Christ Wrote a Story Called "Jesse James Wrote a Story Called...'" I have always disliked my name, Jesse James Christ, because it is so blasphemo...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 19:57:00 GMT |
Giant Robots |
When the giant robots come I want to be ready, I'll be waiting to say 'I told you so' to Fox News and 'The metal's impenetrable' to the seething crowds with shotguns seething around and taking their ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:12:00 GMT |
