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Paine

so this one time i got poison ivy and i duct taped my hands together so not to itch and this dude wa

About Me


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artist
magyar
sarcastic
open mind
sentimental
alive
amazon
parent
ass kicker
kinda weird
cat lover
alcohol head
dramatic
theatrical
impersonating everything and anything
energetic
gamer
laughing too damn much
making fun
guitar hero
never takes the internet seriously! its all fun n' games for this chick. hell, my love interests have never made MY top 8 baahh hahaha bleh
Fuck Bush.
I live to make everyone laugh. Patch Addams was right when he said laughter is the best medicine. You could feel down to the point of suicide and still be made to laugh and for that instant completly forget your problems. After much thinking, comparing, and contrasting I only believe in laughter, not love. Not anymore.
:D
Random:
Sometimes I'll walk into a room where the ceiling is close to my head and I'll jump up and down until I successfully hit my head on the ceiling
Laffy Taffy DONT SHAKE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Ever just sit and watch people? Its interesting.
Consecutive failing monogamous relationships
Kids rock
Poke Smot!
I would hang out with Marge Simpson
Ed Norton is ex
Cloud Strife is my fantasy
Big goofy ghetto hats are uber sexy
My music projects were all inspired by rage brought on by a broken heart. Destruction is indeed a form of creation.
Every dramatic event has ended with them coming to me later in life apologzing. PRROF THAT I NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG.
I have a rare pure heart
Bush = Dipshit
Myspace Obsessees = DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
True love in pixilated minor form. It's legal because its HENTAI.

Am I immature? There comes a time in just about everyones life when they became an adult. To me this means they take 100% responsiblity for themselves and lose the childish spirit that allows you to be free. I don't take anything seriously. Thats what makes me different from my peers and that is why I get along with younglings so well.

My Interests

extreme astroid dodging, piercing, ink, hair dye, fashion, movies, artsy music, cartoons, video games, quotes, God

I'd like to meet:

Ms. Otep

And Robin Williams

My Army

The Base

Music:

Lovage, Mad Season, MSI, Danny Elfman, God Lives Underwater, Mr. Bungle, Nobuo Uematsu, Otep, KMFDM, Placebo, Portishead, Prince, Peeping Tom, Switchblade Symphony, Smut Driver

Movies:

Akira, Stewie Griffin The Untold Story, One Flew over the Coo-Coos Nest, Thirteen, Shallow Hal, Animal House, Fear and Loathing, Fight Club, Goonies, Star Wars, Chasing Amy, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Television:

The Simpsons, Fairly Odd Parents, Garfield, Whose Line is it Anyway, Daria, classic Nickelodeon, Sex n' the City, South Park, I Love Lucy, blah blah blah

Books:

JTHM, I Feel Sick, Dr Seuss, Harry Potter, Lenore, Tales & Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, Les Miserables, lots of Stephen King, Come As You Are...

Heroes:



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My Blog

hick town ville world land and FUCKING PIGS

So I'm in Byron right now. That's about 20 minutes from Owosso and 45 minutes from the rest of the world. Nobody knows me here so I can be as big of an obnoxious tough cookied bitch as I please in my ...
Posted by Rachie Paine on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

closing time

Now that the virtually perfect vacation is over it is time to go back to my oh so imperfect life. I'm still at my brother's house in Ann Arbor without any desire what-so-ever to leave. Bah. So... I'v...
Posted by Rachie Paine on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

america's roller coast

Cedar Point remains my favorite vacation spot. I had so much fun between the rollercoasters and the hilarious car ride. I will never forget this day. AJ must have farted 30 something times, Jenni whin...
Posted by Rachie Paine on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

and suddenly a light shined down from heaven...

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2007/05/10/ffiv-3d-remake-compared-w ith-original-2d-games/   THEY ARE REMAKING FINAL FANTASY IV! FUCK YES! A reason to live... FINALLY! Let me just say this here and now....
Posted by Rachie Paine on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

hey jealousy

As if my brother's life can't get any cooler...  with his house, girlfriend that programs computers for Toyota, Fast and the Furious car, smart as Lassie pet chiuaua Leo... I walked into his hous...
Posted by Rachie Paine on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

man-up!

I feel better today. Minus sniffles and sneezing from playing in the rain. Dogh... Ya know I swear my emotions control the weather. Yesterday I was in my lowest of lows. It's been, well, not long enou...
Posted by Rachie Paine on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

ultra uber super emo (ye be warned)

Otep was fucking amazing. Again. Only this time it was at the Machine Shop. If you've never been, just imagine Harpo's having a baby with an owner and staff that actually knew what they were doing. Oh...
Posted by Rachie Paine on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

plop!

I am on the toilet at Theo's whilst writing this blog. Sweet! No, not sweet. To be honest I'm in bad shape and I fucking started up an old habit. I am so sorry. If I don't do something soon I will di...
Posted by Rachie Paine on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

boys

I've gone from the "Wonderful World of Wiggers Gone Wild" to the Taliban.
Posted by Rachie Paine on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

Cactus Planter Couple

I would so put them on my shelf.
Posted by Rachie Paine on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:39:00 PST