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About Me

I'm Elle,I swear I will take your breath away if you'd just let me kick you in the chest. At a theater premiering the movie of my life, a boy and girl on their first date will fall in love and be together forever, An older couple will get so disgusted that the women will puke everywhere and the man will slip in it getting up and shatter his hip, There will be a girl laughing so hysterically, she chokes on her popcorn and the guy giving her the Heimlich will cop a feel, There will be some dude who gets so angry that he will petition for the movie to never be circulated and he will be mysteriously stricken with ass cancer, One girl will get so uncomfortable that she will go home and admit to her boyfriend that she cheated on him with his entire high school football team.. and that she liked it. And as always there will be some asshole in the back ruining the ending for everyone...

My Interests

Caffiene/muzak/friendz/menz/mixed drinks/kinks/leather/latex/extramarital relations and Bizarre Magazine.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people with a good set of teeth preferably ones that aren't removable, I am not looking for hook ups, in fact if you mention hook ups I might stab you in the kidney and poop in the wound.

Music:

The Author will say nothing about her affinty and affection for these bands/artists except that she is a spaz and engages in spazoidal activities such as head bobbing, leg jiggling and something resembling ping pong in a crowd of people.SLAGSMALSKLUBBEN!!

Books:

The books that I will read over and over and quotes telling why: ::Lost Souls by Poppy Z Brite(" I like to drink my watercolor water" that quote is tattooed on my back.. that should be enough for you:: For Fuck's Sake by Robert Lasner( "Sucky fucky for everyone else but us"):: House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski(I won't tell you why, just get the book and read it and be amazed):: The Psycho Ex Game by Merrill Markoe and Andy Prieboy("Don't fall in love,Don't get a disease,don't die and don't get caught"):: I Am Not Myself These Days by Josh Kilmer Purcell("So that I know there was a then,and not just this confusing,soul-wrenching,bruising,drunken,face kicking now")::

My Blog

Not A Tales From The Bus, But Just As Gruesome

WARNING! Due to the Graphic nature of this blog, it should not be viewed by anyone possessing a weak stomach, an affinity for buttsex.. or a wait.. what am I doing? read my fucking blog and if you sta...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

Tales From the Bus pt. 18: For Awesome

Jesus Christ could have appeared on the bus and busted out with a cover of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" while the virgin Mary did a striptease using the cross as a pole and the 12 Aspostles ho...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Tales from the bus pt. 17: I was banned from the bus!

I'd apoligize for Tales For Tales From the bus being later than my period, but you don't want to know about my menstrual cycle and I've never been one to apolgize for my behavior. Alright!!! So I wasn...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:06:00 PST

Tales From the Bus part 16: Perverts, Pickpockets and pickles.

Today's Tales From the Bus is brought to you by the letter P, because the subjects entailed herein start with P, and i really need to. But I'm sitting here holding it and writing this. That's how much...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:25:00 PST

Tales From The Bus pt. 15: Interactive Elle-itis

You know, I have been so busy commenting on the gross-ness of others that I have neglected to comment on the SUPREME ICK that is moi. If Dolly Parton became pregnant via artificial insemintation with ...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:45:00 PST

Tales from the Bus pt .14: For lack of an eye grabbing title

Ah winter in Michigan, where all the crazies are out of the cold and in my comfort bubble. Before i visually assault your virgin imaginations . I would like to give you some news. News you can use!! ...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:33:00 PST

Tales from the Bus pt13: On Self- love, in public.

holding the sausage hostage,mangling the midget, scouring the tower of power!!!.... These are all terms for masturbation. There's a myth that masturbating too much will make you go blind, Well dear re...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:03:00 PST

Tales From The Bus pt.12 : indecent exposure

scene: bus station : 9 am friday morning Ever really really had to pee? I mean so much that nothing else matters. How much would you be willing to sacrifice in order to save your bladder from deto...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 08:58:00 PST

Tales From The Bus pt.11 : On Being Generally Disgusting

Bad Habits. You know them , you probably have one. Some habits are quite disgusting, like habitually spitting like a llama, or picking at yourself like a monkey, and some are generally just annoying, ...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tales From the Bus pt. 10 : Clothing Optional

It's summer in Michigan. and over here in Lansing, its hot as hell!!! the heat coming off the street makes everything look all wavy, and the humidity makes sweat form on your upper lip and and some ho...
Posted by Color Me Comatose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST