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Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies

There's a fine line between erotic and neurotic...I walk that line.

About Me

I'm like Hugo Man of a Thousand Faces, only not bald. Oh, and I'm a chick. Odessa Lil? Just your favorite turn-of-the century wandering domme. Little is known about the one they call Odessa Lil, besides the now famous fragmented and possibly apocryphal tale involving a mule, a shoehorn, and the Fresno State Glee Club. Much has been said about her penchant for fast horse carts and slow men.

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Watch me go:

I directed this episode (the only episode so far) of... TALES OF THE PURPLE ONION: ..

My Interests

Metaphysics -- ever since I discovered that my aura was a chalk outline. AND of course SpeakEasily .

I'd like to meet:

Those hiring for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, séances, and SpeakEasilys. Oh, and I need a man I can ride around like a horse. Please contact me ASAP.

Movies:

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Odessa lil and Sailor Billy have a special Ice Cream moment Those Lumiere brothers are up to some good things I hear.

Television:

The Klotzbees, Freunden, Everybody Loves Schlocky, Faygala and Grace, Ukranian Idol, Schmear Factor, Menachem in the Middle,

Heroes:

Gilda Radner and Nina Hagen. Molotov Cocktease.

My Blog

Disclaimer...

...about tonight.I'll be in two acts that may cause some people some concern: one is ok because I'm Jewish and the other is ok because a Catholic told me it was ok. I figure between these two moral/et...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:31:00 PST

Rudos and Rubes

This Saturday: June 14, 7pm, FREERUDOS AND RUBES Publishing presents...Johnny Strike: "Crazy Carl's Thing" from his collection A Loud Humming Sound Came From AboveRainy Graves: selection from Gershon ...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:56:00 PST

Hubba Hubba Blues

Dizzy Gillespie: Hubba Hubba Blues I think the dancer's name is Sahji....
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:16:00 PST

Burlesque Shows YOU Should Know About

Hello everybody!This is just your friendly neighborhood MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES, ODESSA LIL (available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, séances, and SpeakEas...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:00:00 PST

Shifty Gears is a Winner

The funny thing is that one of the lottery tickets I bought for this act was a $10 winner!From Hubba Hubba Review at the Uptown in Oakland, 4/28/08. ...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:55:00 PST

Maz Married us with a Budweiser Ring at the DNA

I don't think it's legal, but you can still send gifts. Haha.This reminds me of a recent Horoscope for me (LEO) in The Onion:The stars foresee church bells in your future, though they'll have less to ...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:36:00 PST

6/11: Jill Tracy Album Release Party @ DNA (and me toooo)

Hey! Consider this an early warning! Get yer ass is gear for some klassy entertainment!Jill Tracy is a phenomenal performer and super lady. Dig her here!Her album release party is on 6/11, at which ma...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:10:00 PST

Its a Two-Show Week!

It's a Two-Show Week!Better than a two-week show...Monday, 4/28:Shifty Gears visits...Hubba Hubba @ The Uptown!Show at 9:30PM(ish)21 & Up w/IDTHE UPTOWN CLUB1928 Telegraph Avene, Oakland(just 1 bl...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

Video: Honey Cobra and the Lucha Magnifico Boys

This here be video of the Honey Cobra act at Hubba Hubba Review at the Uptown in Oakland. Warning: contains violence. ...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:48:00 PST

Video evidence of our Electric Chair Dance

What were we thinking? Oh yeah...it was the Hubba Hubba Review!Actually, despite the hard hitting subject matter, the act was a ton of fun. Yes, all our burlesque has a social message. Sometimes we ju...
Posted by Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:19:00 PST