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Jason Downs

I look like a lesbian gym teacher.

About Me

This clip inspired my Price is Right joke!

My Interests

Kicking ass!

I'd like to meet:

Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy, and Aurora, the greatest hair stylist in the world.

Music:

The Roots, Beck, Green Day ( I know I'm not a sixteen year old girl, J. Cash, OutKast, Mos Def, Tool, and I blast hair metal because I love it and it pisses off my roommate.

Movies:

Is that the thing with the moving pictures.

Television:

Is that the thing with the moving pictures.

Books:

I haven't read a book since I burned them all during the movment.

Heroes:

BILL BURR! WATCH THIS AND YOU'LL SEE WHY! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

The Walker: Texas Ranger Game

If you have Comcast Cable, every television show comes with a short description of that particular episode when you hit the infobutton on your remote control.  The award For Most Entertaining Des...
Posted by Jason Downs on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:03:00 PST

Christ backs Ron Paul for President

Christ Backs Ron Paul for President by Jason Downs         & nbsp;  In a shocking move Jesus Christ announced his support behind dark horse presiden...
Posted by Jason Downs on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:34:00 PST

The Booty Dabate

I am addicted to youtube, not for the videos but for the comments people leave. Here is a video posted of a big booty walking along the beach. As people leave comments on this video it slowl...
Posted by Jason Downs on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST

Doug Stanhope for a day?

I have been asked a lot about when I impersonated Doug Stanhope and fooled an entire major news station last year.  This is Kris Tinkles story below that I ripped off from his blog on his my...
Posted by Jason Downs on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:25:00 PST

Jason Downs is on his way to be the worlds next Ultimate Fighter

I am a huge fan of mixed martial arts.  Recently I realized Frank Shamrock , the worlds greatest fighter, has his own myspace.  I asked to be his friend and within a short time he posted the...
Posted by Jason Downs on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

10 Things I hate about myspace

10.  I hate the fact that I know who Tila Tequila is.   9.  All the people who picked on me in high school are in fact more successful and happier than I am.  This is brought...
Posted by Jason Downs on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST