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Black Jack Rabbit

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About Me

NOW THEN! You like rock n roll? You like cocktails? You like a bit of burlesque? GET IN. We love you too.
Black Jack Rabbit's Martini Lounge is the North East's longest running, most original burlesque rock n roll night, bringing talent from all over the UK, from sword swallowers to fire breathers and classic beauties to fucked up bitches, we love it all.
Featured in Bizarre magazine as one of Britains top burlesque nights, we are infamous for our lowbrow sleaze parties; we give out cash prizes if you eat pig's trotters or get naked, and the more of your cocktail you spill on yourself while you're dancing the better.
This aint no sit down and clap politely deal, we want you to scream and shake. All our performers are picked for being the fucking goosebump inducing best at what they do, no myspace impersonators thankyou. But enough talk, let's get fucked up....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



i'd like to meet:


spazzdancers, Performers, anyone who would like to DJ a bit of mish mash genre-fuck, street teamers, Pin-ups, Chihuahuas.

So far we have hosted and highly recommend these lovely people:
Kiki lovechild: sword swallowing escapologist (at the same fucking time, jesus, how the audience screamed).Gypsy Charms: Stepford wife exploding robot/pink panther burly routines, lovely woman, fantatic arse.The Sugars: Leeds doo-wop 3 peice; good hair, better voices, beautiful Jodie on drums, spiffing.Baby Bones: Balloon popping Fire breathing beauty from Brighton, sweet lady and gorgeous routines.Jay: Black Jack Rabbit's eating competiton winner, downed roat pig's trotters and raw tripe to win £100! Legend.Missy Malone: Flying aces and beautiful traditional fan dance from this absolutely stunning woman with an arse of solid gold.Kathryn, Zoe, Boo and Gem: Black Jack Rabbit's pinups of the year! Whisked away in a pink stretch cadillac!Dolly Mae and her inimitable Spam dance, and burlesque gorlla suit routine, priceless!Miss Ruby Fortune, slinky sweet kitty and hula routines!Meg La Mania, the most talented, original and asked about newcomer this year, her stunning voice will knock you sideways before she even rolls a stocking off!Beatrix Von Bourbon, the blood drinking, giant lollypop waving legend, winner of the Ministry of Burlesque newcomer award!Miss Eva Braun, queen of gorlesque, who threw her skin into the crown and made a cocktail for a guy with ingredients pulled from her pants. He drank the lot.And not forgetting the guy who got his cock out at our dancing competiton!

Black Jack Rabbit salutes you all!

music policy:


What you gonna shake it to? PUNKROCKBLUESBABY. The Cramps, PJ Harvey, 80's matchbox, the kills, eagles of death metal, velvet underground, Howlin Wolf, bikini kill, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Dick Dale, the clash, Captain beefheart, old white stripes, the gossip, NIN, QOTSA, white zombie, Ramones, elastica, Led Zeppelin, queen adreena, Link Wray, the meteors, the von bondies, the stray cats, clinic, stereototal, blondie, pixies, Wanda Jackson, dead kennedys, television, talking heads, slits, misfits, Nick Cave....do you hear me? This aint no fucking disco rave shit, fuck your pills and poppers, get some whiskey down you and DANCE motherlickers.

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Music:

Setlist for May 11th:

Johnny Cash - Sons &. Daughters
Virginia Plain - Roxy Music
Giant Bones - 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster
Feelin' Good - Little Junior Blue Flames
Ain't No Easy Way - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Jeanie Jeanie Jeanie - Eddie Cochran
Cha Cha Twist - Detroit Cobras
All Women Are Bad - Vince Ray
Graveyard Stomp - Meteors
Gonna Kill My Baby - Batfinks
Rockabilly Boogie - Johnny Burnette
Hittin' on Nothin' - Detroit Cobras
Surfin'Bird - The Ramones
Hipsville - The Cramps
Kiss the Devil - Eagles of Death Metal
Chicken Dog - JSBX
Human Fly - The Cramps
Long Tall Sally - Eddie Cochran
Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
Maxwell Murder - Rancid
Riot in Cellblock #9 - Wanda Jackson
Get Rhythm - Johnny Cash
Trippin' in the Caddy - Trip Daddys
Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats
Stop Breaking Down - The White Stripes
Wild Guitar - Vince Ray
Whole Lotta Shakin' - Jerry Lee Lewis
Go Go to the Graveyard - The Delays
Elvis Fucking Christ - The Cramps
Hound Dog - Elvis Presley
Nervous Breakdown - Eddie Cochran
Jason's Basement - OLD Gossip
Vern Vain - Vince Ray
Roll Over Beethoven - Chuch Berry
Fire Fire - Meteors
Pills I took - Hank III
Fujiyama Mama - Wanda Jackson
Psychosis Safari - 80s Matchbox...
Don't be Cruel - Jerry Lee Lewis
Sheenah is a Punk Rocker - The Ramones
Good Golly Miss Molly - Little Richard
Shake Your Tail Feathers - Ray Charles
Needle in a Haystack - The Velvelettes
Ca Plane Pour Moi - The Presidents of the USA
Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash
You Really Got Me - The Kinks
Woman - Wolfmother
Miserlou - Dick Dale
Bikini Girls with Machine Guns - The Cramps
Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
Spread Your Love - BRMC
I Get Around - Beach Boys
Shout - Lulu
Mama was too Lazy to Pray - Deltahead
Golddigga - Kanye West
Walk This Way - Aerosmith
Date with the Night - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
House of Jealous Lovers - The Rapture
Love Machine - Girls Aloud
Groove is in the Heart - Deee-Lite
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Ballroom Blitz - Misfits
I love to Boogie - T-Rex
Boob Scotch - Bob Log
Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie
Closer - NIN
This Shit will Fuck You up! - Combichrist
Turn me on "Mr. Deadman" - Union Underground
Angel with the Scabbed Wings - Marilyn Manson

xxx

My Blog

An important announcement from Sir Black Jack Rabbit himself.

Firstly, I apologise for the delay. All I can say is I tried to take my wife to Paris to make up for the incident at my last event where I mistakenly may have ACCIDENTALLY brushed against Beatrix Von ...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST

Photos from May 11th!

There's more of you lot looking lovely to go up in the SUMO paparazzi as usual, but for now here's a sneaky peeky at a few of our favourite bits... Meg La Mania!   Miss Eva Braun's cocktail shak...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:41:00 PST

How was it for you? Setlist!

Hello! Did you have a good time last night? Weren't Beatrix Von Bourbon, Eva Braun & Meg La Mania absolutely fantastic?! Our favourite bits were Eva's boob-drink-mixing and scab throwing, Bea...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:31:00 PST

More pictures! Wowowow etc!

  Loads more here, courtesy of Black Jack Rabbit's favourite Geisha, Miss Rain! NOT WORK SAFE, okay? And if you have a weak stomach you might want to avoid the eating competiton ones, haha! h...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST

Some pictures from Thursday!

These have been kindly donated by Evileye Bri, who won the egg eating competiton! Our own pictures and write-up are coming soon but for now, these will give you some idea of what it was like, or provi...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:01:00 PST

BOOZE! Yes! Members discounts!

Hopefully we'll have some samples of the cocktails doinf the rounds early on in the evening. If you like Haagen Daz ice cream, try a toblerone cocktail and you'll come in your pants! You ca...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

what's in your wallet? a black jack rabbit's membership card, you say?

A year-long membership costs 8 pounds, but includes your first entry free, which is worth 5 pounds... So for three extra quid you get: 1 pound discount off entry on every Black Jack Rabbit's event Sp...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:05:00 PST

DATE CHANGE: THURS 6TH JULY!

Christ, we know, delayed by a fucking month. Due to some very boring, irritating and unavoidable issues, the next Black Jack Rabbit's has been rescheduled.  (it'll be worth it, we swear; sneak pr...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:30:00 PST

Behind the scenes with Black Jack's Pinups!

The 4 winners of our pinup competition met on Wednesday evening for the photoshoot and more...here's some candid shots taken by our photographic assistant and general lacky Danielle, they're NOT the p...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:03:00 PST

PINUP COMPETITION WINNERS!

Well, all the judges said it was difficult to choose, but the overall winning 4 (in no order) are: Agent Boo:   Gem:   Zoe:   Kathryn: Thankyou to all the girls who entered! We just...
Posted by Black Jack Rabbit on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:55:00 PST