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About Me

Hey I be Jay, Currently dossing about in a year out need a full time job for extra money for socialising aka getting pissed.
I live in stockton at the moment but I'll be at uni next year :D Its alright here still cos there a load of cool people still here and we fairfield it all the time :D
I'm quite massive on my comedy I won't list anything now cos you can check my tv section if your that bothered, Mighty boosh is my obsession though. I want to write my own stuff have some funny ideas but its the idea on a whole i'm stuck on everythings been done before :(
Guitar hero is fucking amazing can't wait for the next one, One day I will be better than Helen :D
Drink of choice is fosters, an australian drink that you can't buy in australlia and a real aussie would probably rather drink his own piss that it, I'm quite partial to it myself, Drink to much of it and El Fostardo comes out mixed with absinthe he goes on about rape "I'll rape you for so long you'll enjoy it thus it is no longer rape" Ah Leeds fest
Leeds fest is genius, some crazy things happen there, Like dave the musical nazi, drunkern naked lord bramham, El fostardo, The nudity police, etc etc
I try to be as care free as possibly, so laid back i'm horizontal some say its more fun to not give a shit lol
Thats all for now adios muchos muy muy sexo (I failed spanish)
Get your arse's to here its fucking genius!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

A few to be mentioned, Not in any order of preference,

Robots In Disguise,
IAMX,
Sneaker Pimps,
Get Vegas,
The Cure,
Blink 182,
Northern Heights,
Team Plastique,
Gary Numan,
Kings Of Leon,
Human League,
Death From Above 1979,
Louis XIV,
Arctic Monkeys,
The Killers,
Ladytron,
The Research,
80's Matchbox B-line Disaster,
Milburn,
Libertines,
Babyshambles,
The Strokes,
Mighty Boosh Music,
The Streets,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Muse,
Boy Kill Boy,
Peaches,
Chicks On Speed,
Dirty Pretty Things,
Kooks,
Wolfmother,
Kaiser Cheifs,
The Rakes,
Maximo Park,
Beatles,
Blackwire,
The Romance,
The Raconteurs,
GLC,
The Prodigy,
Nine Inch Nails,
Head Automatica,
CKY,
Led Zeppelin,
Goldie Lookin Chain,
Klaxons,
(+44),
Justin Timberlake,
Har Mar Superstar,
Oingo Boingo,

Movies:

Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Reseviour Dogs, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Rat Race,

Ninja Terminator,
Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Fast and the Furious, Fight Club, Mission Impossible 2, Romeo Must Die, Faceoff, Final Destination, Terminator, Dude Wheres My Car, Garfield, Mystery Men, Spiderman 1&2, Xmen 1&2, Hulk, Bugsey Malone, 8mm, Waterboy, Little Nicky, Meet The Parents, Big Daddy, Zoolander, Team America, Closer :P Yeah Right, American Pies, Matrix, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Not Another Teen Movie, Chasing Amy, Little Shop Of Horrors, Mr Deeds, Natural Born Killers,8 Crazy Nights, Anger Management, The Wedding Singer, Meet The Parents, Theres Something About Mary, Robin Hood, Aladin, Lion King, Pinoccio, Fox And The Hound, Snow White, Alice In Wonderland, Se7en, eXistenZ, The Shining, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Pirates Of The Caribean, Chocolat, The Rocky Horror Picture Show!, Bubba Ho-Tep :D, The butterfly effect, Fern Gully - The Last Rainforest :D, Clockwork Orange!, The Cars That Ate Paris, Evil Dead's, Boomdock Saints, Big Fish, Basketcase, Monkeybone, Sin City, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, Corpse Bride, The Rutles
Meat when it comes out :D Will be the best bit of film ever :D

Television:

Mighty Boosh, League Of Gentlemen, Brasseye, Nathern Barley, Drawn Together, Dirty Sanchez, Look Around You, World Of Pub, Hippies, Spaced, Snuff box, Dark Place, The Day Today, Black Books,

Books:

Discworld, Fight club

My Blog

Who I Look Like

I didn't make any of these up its just what I have been told by peopleThat comedian I "look" like few people have said this mainly off the walker twins Johnny and Ash*Yup Bill Bailey Luke Patton belie...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:57:00 PST

Freaking and Cool

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the the black in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the bl...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:10:00 PST

Leeds Festival! after it my thoughts

Fucking amazing really I posted most of this in a bullitin but nm I will add pics when I get them :D This will have more on it so yeah Was mint especially: Dirty sanchez - Class they show sum series...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:07:00 PST

Jupiter Crash

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Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 03:01:00 PST

Jay's Onion Broth - Aka Ouede Taylor

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Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kiddy Me :D Hahaha

Hehe Was lookin thru all my pics of me as a kid n stuff its class they rock so much here they all are for those who care Me being daft as normal I love bread and melons me Hehe Dinn...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sin City

Ooooo yeah sin city rocked so fucking much say it last night :D Oh such a great concept mmmmm :D I cant name a favourite character cos they were all so cool :D Hartigan, Dwight and Marv we're all grea...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Birthday :D

Hehe tis my birthday today wooooo twas quite good me thinks got lots of money, a creme egg of ste and andy, sum suntan lotion and a 10 cent off mark and a shiznaz card of the lov...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me described by song titles :D

choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band: I'll do a few i'm bored :)Blink182Are you male or female: Toast and bananas (random cos i can think of a suitable answer lol)Describe ...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Marks Part-ay

Twas a very kool night me thinks, lots of fun stuff if i get any pics from it i'll put em up :D lol the best was this hole on the stairs going into the kitchin (cant spell) put my arse hanging otu and...
Posted by HANDBAG? TECHNO? DISCO? ELECTRO? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST