I'm Kathryn....I'm Mother Hen and Dancing Fool.
I like lots of things. My most frequent hobbies and main interests include:
Getting fucked up on Bourbon, no particular favourite brand, Smo-J's will do. Whiskey and coke with a fag is a perfect combo.
Dancing. Not just that swaying unadventurous shit. I like to feel a good amount of sweat running down my back. Sexy.
I like cleaning and cooking and doting over My Boys. If you think that makes me 'oppressed' you can take your condescending views and piss off. I would quite happily choose to be a housewife. Of course your view of housewives may be distorted.
Music. Lots of different varieties, mainly Dirty sounding rockabilly, Drug-fuelled 70's rock, Good Metal, Good Indie and Sexy Garagey Blues. They're all genuine genres.
Cars. As a result of my father wanting me to be a boy I have stood with my head over the engine of a car since I was tiny. I like classic cars mainly but I can appreciate most delicious cars. Stock cars are good, especially #510 Team Cosmond Outlaw F1. We own and have spruced up a 1973 Ford Cortina Mk3 GXL. I can't drive yet because I don't have money but by the end of the summer I will be driving it and a Citroen AX. Hahahahaha. Aha. Oh dear.
The Village and my Teeny Tiny House. It's old and has a lot of history. I like History.
Vintage type adornments. Mainly furniture. If you have any for sale, let me know.
Burlesque type things. I have no desire to be a performer but I like the nostalgia of it and the fact that it's a good arena for the types of music I like.
Animals. I love animals and I eat meat. If I was hungry enough I could quite easily kill a cow or chicken or a pig or a lamb. I have no delusions about where my steak comes from. I have a Cat called Marvin, he's more like a dog or a son.
And Last but not least, My Family and Friends. Both very, very important.
I'm one of them people who gets angrier than i really should about shitbags, bitches and wankers.
If you're none of the above please do say hello.
P.S My 'top friends' are never in a particular order. I don't want to rank my friends tah!
P.p.s I wasn't bothered before about adding anyone and everyone but I now realise that's a little silly. So if you're going to add me please message me first so I at least have SOME idea who you are. If you're someone I DEFINATELY know then there's no need to fart about with all that just add away baby!
