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Empress of the Universe

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About Me

Ehck.Who am I?Just some random, incredibly talented, ridiculously good-looking girl who likes to procrastinate and waste her life away on MySpace. *sigh*Oh gahd, the pressure to write something ferociously witty is tremendous. Ohh hoo hoo gaaaahd… it’s almost like a test or something… *deer in headlights* ...You know what... this one time... I saw a deer. I chit you not. I would never lie about that.What else? I once killed a man just to watch him die. Yah, I was young and impressionable… I was high on the crack and bored with life. My friend JoJo and I were cruising the drag strip and we saw this guy, right. He was stealing money from a blind woman with a one-eyed dog… she also had a limp… I don’t know what that was from, but I’m sure it hurt. And also the dog was missing a paw… but the blind woman had fashioned a wee shoe so that the dog wouldn’t be laughed at by the other dogs (or maybe so it could walk better but I like the non-laughing idea better). It was a little funny because with every step the dog took there was a small *clink* sound. But JoJo and I didn’t laugh because that would be plain rude. Oh yah, and the dog was missing quite a bit of hair… it just kinda had tufts. Poor thing, so did the lady.Anyhoo I said to JoJo, I said, “JoJo you wanna just, like, take this guy out, er something? I mean, unless you’ve got other things to do… I’m just saying.” And so JoJo walks up to the guy and invites him out to dinner. We had a very lovely meal, it was really delicious… it was at that new Surf ‘n Turf place over on Lincoln. I suggest you try it. As we were walking out, I saw this creepy looking guy with a bowl haircut. I didn’t like the look of him, so I knifed him. Hmmm, I guess I was lying before when I said I did it just to watch him die… I guess it was because of his bowl haircut. I mean, really… who wears bowl haircuts these days? I say he deserved it.You know what? I’ve gotta come clean… that never happened, except for the whole being on the crack part. *sigh* I just wanted to impress all of you other random people of the MySpace world. It’s rather intimidating to think about just how many of you are out there… sorta like roaches. You know what I would never lie about, though? That damn deer.

My Interests

Taking over the Universe.

I'd like to meet:

The Dalai Lama. Since I'll be meeting him today, I have to come up with a new person. Is it wrong that I really just wanna hang out with Will Sasso ? Is that bizarre? From Dalai Lama to tha' Doubleya-Sass...

*sigh*

I imagine us running on the beach, holding hands, jumping over the waves... okay, not really. More like eating at Red Robin's in the Glendale Galleria, throwing the endless fries at random people walking the mall... A girl can dream. *lip quiver*

Other Random Goodness:

Dia de los Muertos

Music:

Jonatha Brooke, Jeff Buckley, Tool, Ours, Cocteau Twins (and all appendages), The Sundays, all Disco & Funk, Radiohead, Imogen Heap, P.J. Harvey, Korn, A Perfect Circle, Billie Holiday, The Gypsy Kings, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Dead Can Dance, The Killers, Queens of the Stone Age, B-Side Players, Katie Haverly...

...and then there are the oldies: Smiths, Psychadelic Furs, The Cult, Sisters of Mercy... ah, you know the rest...New MySpace Music Finds:

Shane Alexander , Billy Raphael , Los Aaron

Movies:

The Landlord

It's nice that parents are spending more quality time with their children.

Television:



And then there's this all time best skit ever. Ever.

Oh my, my, my when is next season going to come out?

Books:

A Child Called It, American Psycho, The History of Murder, Justine/ Philosopy in the Bedroom, Armed & Dangerous, The Trunk Murderess: Winnie Ruth Judd, Who Killed Precious?, Zodiac, The Private Diary of Lyle Menendez, John Jay College (of Criminal Justice) Alumni Directory, The Boston Stranglers, The Gainseville Ripper, The Gift of Fear, Infamous Manhattan (a tour guide of all of the famous murder sites in Manhattan), The Diary of Jack the Ripper, Encyclopedia Sherlockana, Gray's Anatomy. Behind those are stacks of my fiction paperbacks - Patricia Cornwell, Thomas Harris...
Criminal Interogations and Confessions, Techniques of Crime Scene Investigation, Practical Homicide Investigation, Geographic Profiling, Hunting Serial Predators, A History of British Serial Killing, Inside the Criminal Mind, Serial Murder: Future Implications for Police Investigators, Guide to Forensic Pathology, Criminal Profiling, Sex Murder and Sex Aggression, Deviant, The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers, Serial Murderers and their Victims, Crime Classification Manual, Sexual Homicide: Patterns and Motives, Psychopathia Sexualis, Mindhunter, Journey into Darkness, Obsession, The Cases that Haunt Us, I Have Lived in the Monster, The Evil that Men Do.

Heroes:

Eleanor Roosevelt, Frida Kahlo, Martin Luther King Jr., Hillary Clinton...

My Blog

Baby Cousin.

Bah!  I just realized that my baby cousin is no longer around!  Where is she? Geez, you're missing for a few months and everyone disappears...  WTH?
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST

Happy New Year(ish)!

Bah!  I'm alive and well and back up on this mutha... Check out the new vid-ya on the left... tis wondrous!!!  WONDROUS! News: as of today I've lost 61 lbs on Weight Watchers.  If ...
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

El Dia de los Muertos!!

Happy frick'n Dia de los Muertos everybahdy!!!! Wooo hooo!!!
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

Mexican Independence Day!!!

The 16th of SeptemberMexican Independence Day Written by John Trausch, MA "Libertad", 1991 Artwork by Luis Becerra(...
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

"Mexicanos, Viva México!"

"Mexicanos, Viva México!"
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

The Dalai Lama!

Bah ha! Bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!We're gonna go see the Dalai Lama tomorrow!!! I'm so excited I'm going to puke!!! Yay for DL puke!!! Horrah!!!Does this mean that I have to come up with a new "person ...
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST

9/11: 5 Years Later.

  Wow, I can't believe it's been 5 years.  It's really crazy how time flies by while you're busy getting sick.   I was in upstate New York when it happened.  I was getting ready f...
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:31:00 PST

Lucretia Found Me.

So I was going through the zillion people who friend-requested me (yup, still trying to sound ultra cool) and was going backwards because the more recent ones come up first.  Then for chits and g...
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

In a Druggy State of Mind.

Grrr... just posted a blog and "an unexpected error" occurred.  *grumble* *shake fist into air* It said this: I'm in a very weird mood.  We went to the ER on Friday because I had a visual m...
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

Just in from surgery... and all I got was this lousy...

Wowsie, I've returned from recuperating from surgery and have been inundated with friend requests.  Granted, most of them are from random bands& but I like to pretend that I'm soooo frick'n fabul...
Posted by Empress of the Universe on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:44:00 PST