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Tyler the Corporate Zombie

"That's just the way I am, bitch!"

About Me



I am a full time corporate slave. I work in a tiny office and never have any interesting work to do. I use the internet for non-work related interests. This is difficult because my employer has a work-safe filter.I smoke cigarettes while pumping my gas. -- I rip those paper tags off my mattresses. -- I often give pornography as gifts instead of flowers or candy. -- I think that when woman seem shallow it is cute and a fun form of foreplay -- I participate in 12 step programs. -- I don't play video games because they break when I punch them. (They should be sturdier than that for $300!)
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind."
- Theodor Seuss Geisel

Tyler's Words on this Myspace Blog...

My Interests

hockey, character defamation, pornography, film, snowboarding, VIP rooms, Akido

I'd like to meet:



..

Poodwaddle. com

Music:

Sublime, Parliament Funk, Led Zeppelin, My Chemical Romance, Tool, Radiohead, Bjork, the Eels, Beck, Caliban, Paramore, Atreyu, Bright Eyes, NERD, Naked Ape, She Wants Revenge, A7X, Ministry, Grandmaster Flash, the Doors, Otep, MSI, Elvis, Roy Orbison, the Roots, Mos Def, Common, Danzig, Ozzy, Thrice, Aesop Rock, From Autumn to Ashes, Funeral For a Friend, Nirvana (i can't name anymore, but my chickfriend makes me mix cds - usually emocore / punkmetal)

Movies:

.All Gene Wilder movies.
.SLC Punk.
.Taxi Driver.
.Gremlins.
.10 things to do in denver when you're dead.
.Devil in Ms. Jones.
.Night of the Living Dead.
.Heathers.
.Clockwork Orgy.
.Mean Girls.
.Deep Throat.
.True Romance.
.Razordolls.
.Killergram Films.
.Debbie LOVES Dallas. (the remake)
.Neu Wave Hookers.
.Donnie Darko.
.anything with Larry David.
.anything with Gene Wilder.
.anything with Sacha Baron Cohen.
.anything with zombies.

Television:

i smash your tv

Books:

marvel

Heroes:

.the Joker.
.John Holmes.
.Jim Morrison.
.Jim Henson.
{why do they all start with J?}

My Blog

pandemonium

My Word Factory is BrokenMy Word Factory is BrokenMy Word Factory is Broken ..This is what inspiration looks like.Only not in these words. Facey Television Words.Staticky.Fuzzy.Cute Fuzzy.Tho...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:38:00 PST

I seen God on Reality TV

Disclaimer:  this is a blog written to appease "The Platypus" Welcome to what shall be called Task 8----------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:52:00 PST

this is numbers

Yeah.So hey.I got tagged by Bug Smoochesand now here are my words.on screen.10 Things I wish I could say to 10 (unnamed) people right now&   1.  "The greatness of a nation and its ...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:36:00 PST

Get Sedated ?

I have made this blog to accompany the recently posted blog of FREE SARCASM's about Addiction songs.   Except I focused mine more on drugs in general. I could have gone on and on and on with this bl...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:33:00 PST

If I was allowed to run for President

..... Because everybody has a blog about Presidency.ON GAY MARRIAGENo.   As leader I would not recognize any special rights of marriage.  Infact I would change the tax rates so that al...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:36:00 PST

A music survey tag

I was tagged by ~LUCKY~ over on his blog.He knows I really like music and spend alot of time online downloading new albums and such.  I suppose he thought I'd be interested in doing this ta...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:30:00 PST

The other title was Fail (updated w. Video)

 Image by Zemanta via CrunchBase disclaimer:   (this blog is my experiment with the blog tool Zemanta.  No I havn't lost my mind.  Or have I?)Zemanta knows all about everything.----------------------...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:27:00 PST

The Blog that lost its Soul

Her cold gaze haunts my dreamsHer poison tongue stings my earsHer striking poise of independence and strength causes bowel crampingShe represents my deepest hatreds of the worldShe is everything that ...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:52:00 PST

Lou in the news - Sept. 10th

This Blog is my entry for the "Weekly Task 5 challenge".For you, Platypus---------------------------------------------------- ------...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:00:00 PST

Where the FAWK were you?

Yeah......I went on a vacation.   Pretty cool huh?Oh, how I have always been so envious of the vacations other people go on.Glorious little getaways from everyday routine.I use to wonder wha...
Posted by Tyler the Corporate Zombie on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:41:00 PST