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About Me

Bay Area born an raised, but I call Louisiana home now.

 
* I cuss ALOT
* I eat ice....constantly
* I rarely wear sleeves
* I'm a bitch at times. At least I'm female..not every bitch is.
* I’m a hopeful romantic.
* I think tattoos make even ugly ppl look HAWT (and I'm a DoItYourself'r).
* LOVE music
* HATE musicals
* If i allow you in my house and you steal from me I'm whooping your ass.period.
* Rain makes me feel alive.
* I dance when no one is looking.
* He's PRESIDENT Obama now(don’t like it? Suck it.)
* I think animals make more sense than people.
* I like seeing a movie in an empty theater.
* the way to my heart is thru cherry coke and white cupcakes.
*  I don't see anything wrong with knocking the fuck out of a person when they deserve it
* Michael Jackson is gross.
* I’m dope no matter how u look at it.
* I hate liars.
* Home is my favorite place to be.
* OJ did it.
* My mind is a weapon of mass destruction
* Loyalty and a sense of humor are more valuable than green paper and diamonds, and you'll never survive around me without them.


What you see is what the fuck you get, I didn't come into this life to pretend for anybody especially on the internet. I pick my nose, I fart ..and I run around barefoot most of the time.
Welcome to all that is me.

Oh and I do a BlogTalk radio show on Sunday nights with some friends called "AIR IT OUT". Go listen by clicking the BlogTalk button (it's a link)........................... ***********************************************************


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Your Aura is Red
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You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works!
The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures
Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez
Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon

What Color Is Your Aura?


You Are an Idealist
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You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.
Your strength: Your supreme genius
Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity
Your power color: Gold
Your power symbol: Star
Your power month: January

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GOD... and anybody else who can make me laugh.

My Blog

If you're stupid and you know it.. sit the fuck down.

 So I was sitting here pooting around on the internet and came across word that Anne Rice has a new book that just came out like last week. My first reaction& Anyone whos paid any attention to old An...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:52:00 GMT

ANAL: So easy a Caveman can do it...

Im up early with some time on my hands so I thought fuck it&Ill post something.Working nights and school starting has wacked out what little sleep routine I had going during the summer, so myspace u...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:55:00 GMT

Snarf my panties all you want but cough up my cash...

So as any of you who read my last post know, Ive been working as a Phone Sex Operator for about the last 3 weeks.Its been&InterestingGrossAnnoyingEntertaining&and a probably a million other words I ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:55:00 GMT

walking...

 Tonight its dusk when all the buzzing things start buzzing and the Sun has for the most part moved on thanks to that equator dance rotate-y thing we do every day that I never quite understood.Its q...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:00:00 GMT

Oh the horrors...

Ok look I swear to you on all that is Holy I really had no intention on joining the Michael Jackson hubbub..until well, it turned almost as ugly as his face probably was in rigor.Why? Because I frankl...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:00:00 GMT

Seasonal randomness and pinching turds...

 Summertime has brought with it a lot of things, one main being that my lovely little loin-fruits are home on vacation and if I dont make a concerted effort to both actively supervise and entertain t...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:00:00 GMT

What my prayers sound like...

Dear God-umm&please help the homeless and the hungry..and the war, please end the war soon....and the Metrosexuals, please help them to understand that plucked eyebrows and shaved balls scream I do ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 23:46:00 GMT

I Blog Therefore I'm Spam...

 Lately here on MS the peeples I like are disappearing left and right.(I miss Bea & Steph & Casey & Casey & Tyler & Jay & Twiddle &&oh fuck it I feel like that dumb bitch on Romper Room)Anyway, being ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:05:00 GMT

The Baby...is official!! **UPDATED w/Video Explanation**

Im trying to type with one arm right now, because I have someone sitting on the other one. Meet El NoName. No Name&he haz it.Hes chow, pit, some portion of random muttage and is a 4 week old baby th...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:55:00 GMT

The Day the Kudos Died...

 My raw ankles are healing. A couple nights ago I decided to whip out the tatt gun and go over the old ones Ive got on either ankle and apparently I need some practice figuring out how deep to not g...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:00:00 GMT