I'm being portrayed by some geek in Don't Let's Start , a story about my friend Wallace. Motherfucker looks nothing like me.Sample Scene: Don't Let's Start
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making "Nature Trail To Hell" with sexy gun-slinging lesbian park rangers! that poodle horror movie was my fucking idea. goddamn studio fucks.I work in a shitty mall theater where the speakers suck and the manager is an asshole. But since Wally's seeing this hot chick at the 27 screen megaplex, we get the nice DTS sound for free too.
people smarter than the retards who come see movies where i work.
They Might Be Giants, Corn Mo, Riverboat Gamblers, Marla Sokoloff, High Tension Wires, Ramones, The Dutch Treats
Nature Trail To Hell... I'm the star of that, motherfuckers! The Forbidden Zone, Evil Dead 2, Toxic Avenger, Pink Flamingos, Clerks, A Four Course Meal, Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Cable Guy, UHF, Prison-A-Go-Go!, Fast Time At Ridgemont High, Poultrygeist, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, Terror Firmer, Make Your Own Damn Movie!, American Psycho, Reservoir Dogs, Nightmare On Elm St., Friday The 13th, Dead Alive, Audition, Mallrats... a billion more.
South Park, Simpsons, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Futurama
Make Your Own Damn Movie!
Lloyd Kaufman, John Waters, Tim Burton, Russ Meyer, Joel & Ethan Coen, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Adam Carolla