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Crabman

On a scale of 1-10 im the shit!

About Me

Hi, my name is Andrew. This is my cat... (who cares right?). I am a 20 year old burnout. I do nothing at all...ever. If thats not enough... I work for my best friend and he doesnt even pay me. I'm such a goddamn pussy that i dont even say anything. how lame is that? you tell me. But really, Im probably way more kickass than you. If there was one thing i could say to explain myself... it would be that I am funny. without being funny i am nothing. And you, you are nothing, youre not even funny. I apologize for that previous staement, that was my evil twin CUBBY. Its in all caps cause its a codename MAN! SO ya, in summary... Im funny and better than you. But seriously, whats up?
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My Interests

Baseball (chi cubs), Ping Pong, Star Wars, Playin the Drums, Halo, Orange Soda, Pickles, Chilling, Zinger, Basketball, Bartending, Playing Catch, Freestylin, Portillos, Driving 100mph for 10 hrs, White Castle road trips, Droppin phat beats, Ultimate Frisbee, Mexicans, Pornography, Mario Kart... The list just goes on and on...

I'd like to meet:

Seth Cohen... but only because hes fucking funny as shit and a huge nerd much like me... not because im a closet OC fan.

Music:

From A-Z... and GO!... Audioslave... Ben Folds... Cake... Daft Punk... Eric Clapton... Fatboy Slim... Gym Class Heroes... The Hives... Incubus... Jay Z... The Killers... Led Zepelin... Matisyahu... N.E.R.D.... Ozma... Peter Gallager... Queen... Red Hot Chili Peppers... Smashing Pumpkins... Tenacious D... U2 (Joshua Tree only)... Van Halen... The Wallflowers... Xzibit... Y? I would say yellowcard but they suck... Frank Zappa... Yikers.com Video: SNL Narnia Rap

Movies:

ok... I dig the A-Z theme. and GO!... American Beauty... Boondock Saints... Chumscrubber... Dogma... Empire Strikes Back... Firefly (Serenity)... Goonies... High Fidelity... Jedi... Kill Bill... LOTR... Matrix... New Hope... Office Space... The Pest... The Quick and the Dead... Resevoir Dogs... Sin City... Titan AE... Unbreakable... V for Vendetta... Willow... X Men United... Yellow Submarine... Zoolander... I know i have left many great movies out but sacrifices must be made, hit me up with more ideas.

Television:

Family Guy, Da Ali G Show, Firefly, Cubs Games, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The Office, The OC, Arrested Development, My name is Earl, Entourage.

Books:

Ender's Game, Clive Cussler Novels, Freakonomics, I love Comic Books and Web comics as well,

Heroes:

Seistrup, John Leguizamo, Tetris, Seth Cohen, Claude, Frank Miller, Cub, E from Walmart, Mathew Lillard, Roldy v

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Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!

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My Blog

i had the greatest night of my life!!!!!!!

wow... so tonight i finished my online class after writing a 7 page paper.  that was exhilarating.  then i sat online for a few hours doing nothing.  then, i tried to get the nerve to c...
Posted by Crabman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn...

Your Sex Sign is Cancer! You're a total pleaser. One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked. You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing. You're a bit o...
Posted by Crabman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a joke!

I peed my pants a little bit.
Posted by Crabman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST