Music = www.myspace.com/Cousincradduck
"We can rebuild him. Better than he was before. Stronger . . . Faster . . . Hairier."
Read what critics all around the world have been saying about Chris Cradduck:
"Chris Cradduck is so beautiful. He's so pretty I'm crying. Thank God he's in 3D. Thank God... He's in 3D."
Ryne "Ryan" Moen, College Works Painting
"I needed a stud and the first thing that came to mind was Chris Cradduck
-Corey Cradduck, Cousin Compilation
"He reminds me of God."
-Alex Stys, Roommate Review
"Chirs Cradduck is to life as ESPN is to sports- The ultimate commentator."
-Mike Durn, Hexagram13
"Woah."
-Keanu Reeves, The Matrix
"I sleep on his couch."
-Cubby Covert, Moocher Magazine
"At first I thought about eating his soul... haha..."
-Chris Byers, The Rat Pack Report
"How does he do it?"
-Nick Seistrup, California News
"I like his bitty wanter."
-Christina Vandre, Augustana Journal
"There is no replacement for falling asleep in Cradduck's arms."
-David Fiandaca, Chicago Courier
"What can I say? I am Chris Cradduck."
-Chris Cradduck, So You Listened to Cradduck- An Idiot's Guide
...Yeah, I know it's September. Fucking writer's block.
