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About Me

I did not wash my apple before I ate it. Then,Somebody just gave me 13 wrought iron roses.Nobody told me it was going to hurt, nobody told me it wouldn't.But theDust- must- rise up... to applaud the dance.Tszuki-me
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My Interests

Going hunting with a bowl and spoon to find- the fucker- who took away my silence b/f my conception. And- the twit- that told me to spend the rest of my human life trying to find it. Then, with us all together we would merrily eat the afterbirth of his-story.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who is just born naturally ignorant, because they have- the perfect reason. If the ameboa does not have complexity in the beginning-it can not derive towards it in the end. I would like to meet the original ameboa. And any body who does not check my frantic "poetically liscensed" spelling thechnique. There she goes...sleek
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Music:

bjork,dead can dance,808 state, cocteau twins, tom waits,lenard cohen, kate bush,talvin singh, chibo matto, deep forest, anything punk that gets the monkey off my back, hate 80's retro, first video I ever saw-I hear the secrets that you keep,when you're talking in your sleep, budhist chimes-so delectible, everything my massage therapist-"Jazz Hands" plays, everything poopsie plays, almost every link to bands that want to play at the club, asian dub foundation, massive attack, dresdon dolls, portishead, blonde redhead, pop will eat itself, all hindu/asian sounds,turkish drumming, japanese drumming, the sound of waterfalls and storms, the sound of breaking glass, coyotes howling, wind through a crack, all my kitties purring, the sound of some-ones heartbeat when you hug them. Anton's ranting in the garden upstairs in the lounge from BJM. Poopsies farts-means he's well fed.

Movies:

Water,Munich, Butterfly Kiss, Anything PeeWee, The Pillow Book, Motorcycle Diaries,Freddy Got Fingered, Memoirs of a Geisha, All of the Lord of the Rings, All of the Matrixs'-except for the one where it was all sexy/lovy/gushy/fullofirrelevantshit. There's a japanese one out there with an awesome skirt fight between the ninja's-25 years old the movie maybe-want to know the name of it. I liked it. I can imagine myself sometimes dancing with this shit-hot skirt slaughter style and strangling some-one at the same time.Nanny McPhee. Absolutely,every japanamation. Big Fish. The Juniper Tree. Cube when I first saw it 10 years ago-Now it bores me. Little miss sunshine. This fantastic german film-true story- an experiment with common citizens divided into prisoners or guards. Any documentry(flyerman,grizzlyman,porquepineman,squirrelman,dig ),Eternal sunshine in a spotless mind, Transamerica, Dancer in the Dark, I only watch Circue du Sole to remind me of the times I saw them in Vegas and hung out with the drummers under the full moon on a desert beach in the south of Spain((Los Negros)(those drummers are also the reason I love the sound of breaking glass.))Anything Super-hero! The Lost Boys, anything Lucille Ball and Charlie Chaplin, Mommy Dearest, All the Godfathers!!!

Television:

Curb your enthusiasm. Wonder Showzen. Daily Show, Colbert report, anything golf. Any reality show makes me cringe. Fox News and CNN makes me extremely angry, then I have to take more nummby pills. Muchmusic and MTV videos hurt my soul. I like the bare foot dancer at 5 o'clock in the morning, she's really special to me, probably because she's not very special to any-one else. Boobah is nice to watch too. Back to hating reality tv- breeds morons, not mormons, morons. History channel is good, discovery is good. TLC is okay. I'm not in much of a cartoon faze right now- but will be when I am pregnant. Back to hating reality tv- socialites like this kind of stuff. I like socialites-nice and tight and they squeel when I blow them-a kiss. For this I will tolerate reality t.v.

Books:

The Alchemist, all of Kirkegarde, all of Kalil Gibran, Thus Spake Zarathustra,a whole lot of books that I cared to have my own ending-therefor did not finish. But I did finish the Chronicals o' Narnia as a child. Did not like the movie. Um- will have to do a quick research and get back on this, I have a really hard time remembering names of things until I am given a decriptive and then I'm full on. Charolette's Web. The Yellow Wallpaper. The Anatomy of Yoga, The Complete Encyclopedia to Alternative Medicine, Grey's Anatomy, Transpersonal Psychotherapy. Would have loved to read the original Koran but it was $450USD. The Elegant Universe, special mentions and must reads-Mental Floss Magazine and Seed Magazine-they are so full of wonderful and very useless modern day factual information that makes this human life acceptable.

Heroes:

Cirque du Sole, The fucking cop that destroyed my rapist with a chain dog leash, in a chek republic forest who heard my screaming while he was walking his dog on his day off.-kocka! And finally me- for killing Budha and Jesus and Alah! and Mohamud, and Ra, out of my brain. oh special mention, Noam Chomsky, Bjork-for allowing me to accept my colours are not alone. Namaste. The five buffalos that died on the trans/can highway 03/04/03. The moose that drank from the river outside my house. The little baby fawn that walks beside me most of the time. The Shaman doctor that passed me through the drumbeat and taught me the path of the feather.Terry. My Mother. My sisters. My Poopsie.