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lindsay

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am well learned in arts of buffoonery, high jinks, skylarking and hell raising. An active participant in the trifling, jocularity, and merriment, communities. Currently seeing a specialist in the hopes of weaning myself off a chronic dependency to (not just) jollification, but, hoodwinking, finagling, and cavorting. Also very interested in the extreem/hard-core scene, (aka: tomfoolery, shenanigans, monkey business, and drollery.).. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="AUTOSTART=True" height="350" width="425" style="display:none" .. »-(¯`v´¯)-» «-(¯`v´¯)-«

My Interests

new city, 4 am, 5am, 2pm, REAL music, chanel eyeliner, chet baker, beers!, pushing whats worth pushing, crossword puzzles, snooping, drag queens, drunken debauchery, free stuff, alphabetical order, dress up, fubar, pain warehouse, good times, gossip, napping, grey goose, guacamole, hair metal, hot water, much coffee, jagermeister machines, no pants, the gong show, knives, likwid lounge, my boyfriend jack daniels, myself, name dropping, soy based meat simulators, poison, robots, rock'n roll, self destruction, sex, jazz hands, smoking, soap operas, strangers, sushi, the 80's, NOT having my picture taken, darkness, counting, things starting with the, jag-nog, tight pants, trailer park boys, your best friend. Plug-y, plug, plug!... http://www.newcitycompound.com

I'd like to meet:

More people with "mom" tattoos.

Music:

The Pixies, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Fever, Electric Six, Gogol Bordello, The Raveonettes, Dandy Warhols, Priestess, The Raconteurs, Manic Hispanic, Richard Hell, The Sounds, The Murder City Devils, Supersucker, The White Stripes,The Black Lips, Deadbolt, The Flaming Sideburns, Hot Water Music,The Sights, White Cowbell Oklahoma, Sons of Butcher, Trent Reznor before he got all happy, Blacktop, Poison, The Darkness, C'mon, The Gories, The Black Keys,The Dirtbombs... and so on.

Television:

Soap Opera junkie, and proud of it you bastards!

Heroes:

Any man with a moustache is my hero...

My Blog

Fagbots Homo Hitler Birthday Booze Off

Anyone wanting to attend Fagbots "Homo Hitler Birthday Booze Off" next wednesday at my house please give me a ring. (8888888888) There will be a questionably shaped, very pink cake and other baked goo...
Posted by lindsay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Adam made me do it!!

1. Your phone rings. Who do you want it to be?My friend Michael& or anyone that doesn't want something for that matter.2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?:Don't like using...
Posted by lindsay on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

Dear Whitesnake

Thank you for OWNING! Thank you for showing me that it IS possible to incorporate the word 'Love' into over 10 awesome song titles. Thank you for such blatantly slimy tracks as Slip Of The Tong...
Posted by lindsay on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST

Word on the street is...

Trent Reznor is going to release a remastered version of Pretty Hate Machine. A good idea, that album is one of my favourites OF ALL TIME. But if that newly happy sober bastard adds any new tracks or...
Posted by lindsay on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

It burns my fragile brain on a lazy Monday afternoon.

--When did eating disorders become the new gay in soap operas? ---Follow up question: Why didn't anyone notice all the gay characters disappeared? --Why does music only sound good to me a couple of d...
Posted by lindsay on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST

Clearly I need a hobby.

Thanks for stealing my afternoon Dave!   1] What was the highlight of your weekend? When it was over.2] Who's car were you in last?Tabitha's. Thanks for the ride!!3] when was the last time you ma...
Posted by lindsay on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

Resolution update .1

Resolution #9: Not going so well. Over time I've acquired a thick skin, and its gotten me pretty far& But without their knowledge, some people sure know how to crush me. wow. ...
Posted by lindsay on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

Sunday: The Day Of The Lindsay!

Slept in wicked late. Almost broke my neck text messaging in the grave yard. Scared a small child while dancing in London Drugs. Learned how to ruin some ones day with cilantro. Cooked a mean dinner,...
Posted by lindsay on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

Late resolutions...

So I am a little late for new years resolutions, and know myself well enough to know I will not even get though half of these, but thought I would put these out there... What I want to do BEFORE 2008...
Posted by lindsay on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:03:00 PST

Can't sleep.

1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO Y0U USE THE MOST?Fuck, for sure.2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?No. What is an IPOD?3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR TOP 8 DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST?Bill by a long shot!4. WHAT TIME IS YOUR ALARM...
Posted by lindsay on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST