Greetings! I am a student of Improv and Sketch Comedy. Everything about my life seems to center around comedy. I say weird and random things. I burst into song. I tend to be happy unless i'm tired or threatening the tv halfhartedly hoping for decent reception. But one thing about living life as a comedy, I'm guaranteed a happily ever after...as soon as boy meets girl, boy loses girl, and boy gets girl and they ride off and live happily. I believe in this, cause i'm an optomistic idealist.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aaron Kozbial
Birthday: January 5th, 1985
Birthplace: Maumee, OH
Current Location: Chicago, IL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dress shoes
Your Weakness: The human race...i've always got a soft spot for them
Your Fears: That I shall be forgotten without leaving a legacy
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust Chicago style with sausage
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: Greetings! How goes it?
Thoughts First Waking Up: How shall I make the world a happy place today?
Your Best Physical Feature: Probably my lips...gave my first kiss to the stage, but looking for a first real kiss
Your Bedtime: depends if I work the next day
Your Most Missed Memory: *far-off glance. sighs. lost in thought* I won't bring it up
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendies
Single or Group Dates: Single. I believe fully in corny romance & don't want to waste time when i should be concentrating on the girl.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I only like hot tea when I'm sick...and then it must be with much honey
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Milk
Do you Smoke: Aaron despises the smell with the full heat of a million suns
Do you Swear: It used to be never, and I never do it in real life, but for the stage i'll say the D or Sh word...havnt had to say any of the others yet
Do you Sing: I always break into song...sometimes improvised choreography
Do you Shower Daily: Yes... I do not wish to stink in life
Have you Been in Love: see "most missed memory." long romantic tale
Do you want to go to College: I kind of am...but mostly I'm a missionary in the field of Comedy
Do you want to get Married: I must...otherwise there won't be any Kozbial males to carry on the family name
Do you belive in yourself: Of course. We are who we believe ourselves to be
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I have goofy good looks
Are you a Health Freak: Grape jelly is a fruit, right?
Do you get along with your Parents: I love them very much
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: play bass. sing bass. can do some chords on piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm over 21...never had it and never will
In the past month have you Smoked: Despise it. never have. never will.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: See "have you smoked in the past month?"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I've never technically been on a date. long story. see "have you been in love?"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Don't think so
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Don't I wish I could afford cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The only food from the Orient I like is the fortune cookie
In the past month have you been on Stage: The stage is my second home
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never technically been on a date. long story. part of my testimony. maybe I'll tell you if you're nice
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I've never been invited to those sorts of parties
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Neither hearts nor tarts nor the crown jewls of England
Ever been Drunk: never have. never will
Ever been called a Tease: Nay, I do not tease at the hearts of women I am not interested in
Ever been Beaten up: Never been in a real life fight. i've lost in Mortal Kombat and Super Smash Bros though
Ever Shoplifted: No...buildings are heavy
How do you want to Die: I've accepted Jesus as my lord and savior...I get eternal life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up. I just want to make the entire world laugh and be happy for a living
What country would you most like to Visit: England. So I can laugh at the British comedy that is their lives
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Windows of the soul, eyes...I want gaze-intoable eyes
Favourite Hair Color: I think i prefer brunetts, though i prolly could be persuaded otherwise.
Short or Long Hair: long is lovely, but short can be cute
Height: must be tall enough to dance with
Weight: healthy...not overweight
Best Clothing Style: from an elegant dress to hippy clothes. i shall love who i love no matter what she wears
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm a sqare. A weird square though, so I'm a trapazoid. so no drugs for anyone unless perscribed or asperin
Number of CDs I own: about 20 I'd say
Number of Piercings: I have none...and never want any...honestly i dont like the idea of shoving metal into one's body, but it's fine if its in a girl's ears
Number of Tattoos: Again...don't know why you'd do that to your body, but it could probably be tolerable on certain females
Number of things in my Past I Regret: What's past is past. What's done is done. Learn from it. Grow. Have some fun.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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