RIP All For Detective Bullet Punch

About Me

I'm Detective Punch. Bullet Punch. I'm an ex-cop that was thrown off the force for shooting a 90 year old woman in the face in self defense. Some say I'm a bit of a loose cannon. Who said that? Was it you? I swear to God I will climb out of this fucking computer right now and wrap that mouse cord around your fucking throat. Don't think I can't find you. I am everywhere and I am nowhere motherfucker. If you see me its because I WANT you to see me. Hope you are proud of yourself dickhead, now you got me off track here. Where was I... After my second wife left me I moved out and lived in a bottle of Jack Daniels for a while. Two years later i woke up in the office of a Private eye business I apparently started. Since then, I've dedicated my life to cleanin' up the streets of Chicago and trying to get my kids back.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God - so i could put a Colt 45 down his throat until he tells me why I've had such a miserable life....then after that's all said and done we would hang out, have some shots of Jack Daniels and compare tattoos and exit wounds.

My Blog

My Landlord Yelled at Me for Blowing Up our Building

It's not like I was sitting around and suddenly thought, "Hey, I think I'll come up with a fun way to not have an apartment anymore!" I'm not happy about this either, but sometimes justice ...
Posted by RIP All For Detective Bullet Punch on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:01:00 PST

Santa: Menace to Society

Can someone please give these a-holes signs or something so everyone knows who they're supposed to be?! I mean dammit.I'm getting ahead of myself, shut up. This is my first blog post. ...
Posted by RIP All For Detective Bullet Punch on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:43:00 PST