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Chas

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About Me

Journal Life Is Short, Life Is Shit Facebook The Other White Meat AIM Slacker156THE CHAS FRIES MY SPACE SATISFACTION GUARANTEE: Notice: there is no music playing right now. There is not a music video trying to load, thus taking this page a good 15 minutes to load. There is not a clusterfuck of pictures of bands that I enjoy or people bleeding or crying or vampires or unicorns or what the fuck ever lining the sides of this page. There are no random slogans that involve death, depression, or despair (For Example: "my broken heart bleeds black blood over a sea of misery")....or something. This page is set as the default color scheme, default font color and the same ol' boring shit that was loaded on here from DAY ONE. I have not spent hours designing my page nor do i intend to. I have not changed the font color to the same color as the background so you have to highlight it just to read it. My page is boring.....but practical. Take a fuckin hint. Haha. I enjoy the emo/punk/whatever genre but, christ, enough is enough. If my page ever looks like anything the opposite of what I have described please execute me in a manner that an "emo kid" wouldn't typically off himself with (like being trampled by a hoard of bulls or dying of laugher or something)...IN ADDITION...never will i post 30 consecutive bullitin posts that are all about the same goddamn chainletter supersticious bullshit that serves no other purpose than to waste people's time and to annoy the fuck out of me....

ANYWAY...I'm Chas from sunny Myrtle Beach, SC. Not a good place to live but a nice place to visit if you enjoy golf, putt-putt, or loud annoying beachware stores that all sell beach towels with Elvis, the confederate flag, and airbrushed sunsets on them...yeah thats exactly why I moved the hell away. I've since relocated to Lincoln Park in Chicago and, so far, I like it much better. I'm sure my opinion will change when I run out of money though...

SOMEDAY... I hope to have a job that pays me to make people laugh. It doesn't matter if they are laughing at me or with me as long as they are laughing.

NOTE: I don't accept friend invites from people i dont know, shitty bands I'm not familiar with, or shitty bands that I AM familiar with. If i dont know you...message me first! Just say hi! I won't bite! I might bite my computer but that shouldn't effect you at all! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Movies
Video Games
Humor
Sketch Comedy
Scooters
Music
Improv
Stand-Up
Art
Skating
Roaming
Love
Life
Explosives
Theater
The Smell of Dryer Lent
Puppets
Meeting New People
Meeting Old People
Russians

I'd like to meet:

A talking detective dog that will take me on adventures...and YOU! Message me!

Music:

10 Gage
311
A
A Tribe Called Quest
ACDC
Against Me!
Akon
Alkaline Trio
All-American Rejects
Angels and Airwaves
At the Drive-In
Atmosphere
Bad Religion
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
Beastie Boys
The Beatholes
The Beatles
Ben Folds Five
Ben Kweller
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
Black Sheep
Blackalicious
Black Star
Blink-182
Blue Man Group
Blur
Body Count
Boston
Brand New
Bright Eyes
Cake
Catch 22
Coheed & Cambria
The Coup
The Cure
Cursive
Cypress Hill
Danger Mouse
DangerDoom
Dashboard Confessional
Dead Center
Dead Kennedys
The Decemberists
Del tha Funkee Homosapien
Deltron 3030
Depeche Mode
Decendents
Dion & The Belmonts
Duran Duran
The Eels
Eminem
Fall Out Boy
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
The Format
Fort Minor
Fugazi
Further Seems Forever
Gnarls Barkley
Goldfinger
Gorillaz
Green Day
Harvey Danger
Head Automatica
Hieroglyphics
Hot Hot Heat
House Of Pain
The Impossibles
James Brown
Jay-Z
Jeff Buckley
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
Johnny Cash
Journey
The Killers
Knife
Lacuna Coil
Less Than Jake
Linkin Park
The Living End
Louis Prima
The Mad Caddies
Madness
Mae
Maroon 5
The Mars Volta
Massive Attack
MC Chris
Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
Michael Buble
Michael Jackson
Millencolin
The Misfits
Morrissey
Mos Def
Motion City Soundtrack
The New Pornographers
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Nirvana
NOFX
Nouvelle Vague
Oasis
The Offspring
Operation Ivy
Pain
Panic! at the Disco
The Pixies
The Police Presidents of the United States of America
Puff Daddy
Queen
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
The Ramones
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Rentals
Robert Johnson
The Rocket Summer
Rocking Horse Winner
Sage Francis
Saves The Day
The Servant
The Sex Pistols
Smash Mouth
The Smiths
Social Distortion
Spring Heeled Jack
Stray Bullets
Stray Cats
Streetlight Manifesto
The Streets
The Strokes
Sublime
Sum 41
Swingin' Utters
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
TATU
They Might Be Giants
Third Eye Blind
Tom Yorke
Thursday
Tiger Army
Unseen
The Used
Violent Pemmes
We Are Scientists
Weezer
Wesley Willis
The White Stripes
White Zombie
Zwan

Movies:

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
Sin City
Pulp Fiction
Donnie Darko
Taxi Driver
Reservoir Dogs
Snatch
Borat
Back To The Future 1 & 2
Adaptation
Lord Of War
Pirate of the Carribbean
Edward Sissorhands
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Dogma
Clerks

Television:

Prison Break
Lost
Family Guy
Simpsons
Mr. Show with Bob and David
Chappelle's Show
Upright Citizens Brigade
Futurama
Simpsons
The X-Files
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Seinfeld
Robot Chicken
South Park
Iron Chef
Arrested Development
Newsradio
Home Improvement
The Critic
King of the Hill
The Daily Show
Undergrads
The State

Books:

Catcher In the Rye
Brave New World
...that's probably all ive read recently besides plays...im illiterate

Heroes:

David Cross
Del Close
Phil Hartman
Rodney Dangerfield
Tom Kenny
Bob Odenkirk
Steven Colbert
Larry David
Bill Murray
David Pasquasi
TJ Jagodowski
My Dad
(although i probably wouldnt admit it if he asked me...)

My Blog

Dear Asshole That Robbed Me...

...i will find you.mark my words.and when i do, first i will slice off your eyelids using the broken glass you left on my dresser so i can rest assured that you have a front row seat to witness everyt...
Posted by Chas on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:43:00 PST

briefing

Just a short list of whats going on right now:-experimentation-classes at annoyance-classes at iO-classes at Second City-internship at Second City-quit Dave and Busters-start new job next tuesday work...
Posted by Chas on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:16:00 PST

this is why i cant take naps

so i laid down to take a 15 minute "power nap" at 4pm today.its now 10pm and i just woke up.that was some powerful fucking nap.
Posted by Chas on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

Were not talking about the laboratory here...

Alright, as much as I hate to say it...Dexter has officially taken the lead as my new favorite show over Prison Break. Prison Break is slowly jumping its shark now that Sarah Wayne Callies has comple...
Posted by Chas on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:08:00 PST

Eat Shit Dave and Busters!

Last day at Dave and Buster's was today.Overall it really wasn't TOO bad of a work shift, but still stressful none the less. Every ounce of my body and soul hates everything about that place. The mo...
Posted by Chas on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:44:00 PST

FREE IMPROV LEARN-A-THON

Hosted By: Chas FriesWhen: 31 Aug 2007, 03:00 PMWhere: CCU's Blackbox TheaterConway, SC 29579United StatesDescription:Chas Fries Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Chas on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

old habits are hard to break

looks like its back to rushing home from work to rot in front of a computer screen. ahh, its like i just moved here all over again.i havent eaten much in the last 5 days.but enough of the whiny bulls...
Posted by Chas on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

New means of transportation!

I just paid $1000 for a moped online.......this is going to be awesome!
Posted by Chas on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST

Vertical Bars

I stumbled upon this isn my LJ archives today and felt that it merited a re-post. It was indeed the worst three days of my life...ENJOY!CHAPTER ONE: What kind of bird doesn't fly?alright...so here's ...
Posted by Chas on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:35:00 PST

I Wonder...

I'm ridiculously tired....why can't i make myself go to bed? When I cant sleep i think of weird shit like this:(Odds Are) Right This Second, Somewhere in the world......someone is being tortured....a...
Posted by Chas on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:22:00 PST