The host of an orgy |
The host of an orgy is always alone watching wondering where all the guests must work out.
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:42:00 PST |
MySpace is very important to me, or More Pricks than Kicks in 2006. |
Guys, check it out. MySpace is very important to me. 2005 was a pretty rough year for me. Frankly, my divorce put me in quite a state of shock. My ex-wife's suicide was even more of a shoc...
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:16:00 PST |
I have no bling. |
On this desolate Saturday afternoon, I searched my entire apartment for some bling. I looked in every cupboard and beneath every cushion. I inspected the fine machinery of my gadgets to se...
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:07:00 PST |
Grapes for the Hedonist. |
I wouldn't recommend eating the grapes that lie across the fence between 2636 W. Walton and 2638 W. Walton. I reckon they're poisonous. My hedonist forays into the local grapevines a...
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 09:54:00 PST |
MYSPASE R A BUNCHA SELFISH E-RACIST BLOGNAPPERS |
Well if you couldn't tell by my (muthafuckin') 12-font CAPS in my title, I'm pissed. "At what?" the fat man inquires, then murmurs: "You don't get pissed." Shut up! MySpace has...
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:13:00 PST |
GOD THE CAR RIDE TOTALLY BLEW |
jesus dad is like totally such an asshole... i just like got the new xiu xiu cd (LA FORET!!! SO SO SO SO AWESOME!!!! :) :) IMPREGNATE ME, JAMIE STEWART!!! FILL ME WITH BABY XIUS!!! LITTLE ...
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 01:10:00 PST |
Mother... |
Grand Rapids was just...well...delightful! I got to go down all the waterslides off I-83 and ate many-a-pie! My brother Don called me fat!
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:49:00 PST |
Arise Blog! |
Let me tell ya, nothin gets my blog harder than the sight of a family of orangutans, parading around a natural setting! In their tighty-whiteys! By Jesus, every night I come home from...
Posted by Cocoa Le Varre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
