damn this kid's breath be devastating |
Christ. I'm like ten feet away an his coin-stinking exhalations are making my nose run and my palms sweat.
Posted by Same on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST |
Required Reading |
I, WSR JR, was forced to drop a class today due to personal reasons. I regret this situation to no small extent and hope that you all are happy.
Posted by Same on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST |
raunchy dan stranded with wildlife again |
bwomp chica strappa flicka fuh fuh fuh flicka.
Posted by Same on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:47:00 PST |
From he whom it concerned: |
Fuck the skydiving lessons then. It's alright though: there wasn't a deposit.
Posted by Same on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:37:00 PST |
dancemaster touching all the patrons. |
bawdy man dance master be movin all upon me sister, spittin rum teeth like chiclets.
Posted by Same on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 09:26:00 PST |
Hard day at the orifice...yup. |
So I've not done this shit for a moment, but feel as though there be some license in light of these past two days for some public tantrumizing. I be fucking livid: fucking uberlivid. The forces o...
Posted by Same on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 08:13:00 PST |
Armed with only MY cellphone, Earger Tourist takes on Chicago |
Son of a bitch with me cell phone: the ruse is up. Okay, give it back, mkay? Hey! Fat boy, asshole, hey come here, you took my cell phone, I'm gonna kill you.
Godammit. Silly silly little boy I be.
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Posted by Same on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:31:00 PST |
ohigho |
In the heart of it all after an all night drive and some indiana strangeness. wholly shit full of chiken sandwiches. Dude gits hitched tomorrow: no open bar, no meal. Bastard.
Posted by Same on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:20:00 PST |
Aunts are hiding everywhere in my kitchen |
The raid makin' me nauseous, noxious, & sweaty. No mild hallucinations: aunts all over the place. Right? Answer me goddammit! Right?! How do you spell godammit? Like that or the one abov...
Posted by Same on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ms. Anne Thorpe, the envelope please. |
Drum is 184 at Jewel, for those interested. Damn near got run over in transit, though, so buyer beware.
Posted by Same on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
