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Dan

Has anyone seen my applebottom jeans?

About Me

I think I'm a combination between young Elvis, Steve Martin and Santa. I'm not too sure what that says about me, but that's how I feel... I'm musical, funny and I look good in red. I'm a comedian at heart, but my real profession is comedy, it's what I love. Laughter is the key to happiness and like a janitor I have a whole ring full of happiness. In case you didn't just catch that, I just compaired the life of a janitor to eternal happiness. I'm good! I could make an analogy out of anything. I don't have any tattoos or piercings and I probably won't get any. I have a weakness for blonde hair and ice cream stuffed full of goodness. Sketch - "Doctor Visit"
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My Interests

movies, TV, cartoons, improv, baseball, tea, things that taste exactly like other things, women not girls, cooking, foosball, playing hookie, and learning to play any instrument I can get my hands on.

I'd like to meet:

What can I say?... I like people... well, most people... okay, some people... yeah that's accurate. I mean, I don't really have a list of qualifications people have to meet before I'll talk to them.

Music:

yes please

Movies:

I'll have some of that too!!

Television:

Stop twisting my arm!!

Books:

Reading is for dorks... ha ha your a dork cause you are reading this.

Heroes:

http://www.youtube.com/Sweetgigolo