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About Me

Imagine you are standing in a room with your grandmother, naked, trying to explain existentialism in Ebonics. You are also naked and all of a sudden Jesus and some crusty punks, the Easter bunny and your whole extended family (dressed in Orthodox Hassidic garb) walk in holding hands with all of your ex-boyfriends, speculating on what you must be like in bed, LOUDLY. You try to defend yourself with words but everytime you open your mouth to speak frogs fall out of it. This is what itâ€™s like to make art for an audience. Now imagine you just stole a vintage convertible and are driving it really fast, while receiving oral sex. The wind feels really nice in your hair and other parts of you feel nice too. And the whole reason that you feel so nice is because out of the rearview mirror, which is also melting, you can see the police, many cars, gaining on you. Suddenly it is very loud and the sirens hurt your hangover. The numbers are all falling off of your speedometer so you are no longer sure how fast it is you are going or if there is other people in the car, but something kicks in and tells you to just drive, drive goddamit because if you go fast enough you will eventually outdrive them and if you just keep talking the frogs will suddenly start singing hymns and if only they saw you perform, they would think you were a wonderful person. They would forgive you. That's kind of what my songs are. Just ways to say...you know. Thank you. And...I'm sorry. I'm thankfully sorry.THE UPLOADED SONGS ARE BY NO MEANS FINISHED, THEY ARE MORE LIKE SKELETAL STRUCTURES OF THE ACTUAL SONGS. THEY ARE GOOD. BUT. THE FINAL PRODUCT VERSIONS WILL BE "MORE GOOD". XOXO kittin.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/12/2008
Band Website: you're looking at it, yeah?
Band Members: Vee, beatmakers, ghosts, haterz.
Influences: everything....and everyone.
Sounds Like: When your inferiority complex overshadows your superiority complex.
Record Label: No Heart (MTRL/NY) / Raw Riddim (UK)
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

norman rockwell; music and lyrics.

Lovers, I've got a couple of new songs up and I hope that you like them. I like them. I'm stoked on 'em. I'm attracted to them, sexually and I want to marry them. Cereally. There's one thing you gotta...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST

XKITZ TEAM UP WITH UK EXEC PRODUCER BB MANIK/RAW RIDDIM RECORDS TO RELEASE 1ST FULL LENGTH.

Lovers, I am stoked, proud, honored and flattered to officially announce the recently formed partnership of the Explodin Kittinz with MC/Producer/Label Rep B.B. Manik, and by extention his UK based hi...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

An Alternate Biography

I was born on September 21, 1986 in Kiev Ukraine just a few short months after humanity almost accidentally obliterated itself via nucleur disaster. It was a little thing called Chernobyl and maybe yo...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:38:00 PST

I HATE MONTREAL

You can't drive and talk on a cellphone. You can't turn right on a red light. Customer service is not an option. Coffee shops are staffed solely by unfriendly and inneficient art school dropouts. You ...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:32:00 PST

some poems

Coolzey likes my prose but my mom thinks its "sad" and 'strange" well it is not prose, more like stream of consciousness rants that I'm going to edit down a little to make prose/send of at some poin...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:55:00 PST

lawh skool!

I feel like I'm always waiting for something I love to get out of prison. I remember that day with Patrick vividly. Another bullshit charge. I guess we were pretty good at that too, huh? &nbs...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:30:00 PST

Poisonville Kids

I swear to god there are hotels that I owe parts of my sanity to the same way that a block of pawn shops in Toronto owes me my adolescence. I'll get it back eventually. "When I'm a star I wi...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:23:00 PST

Reverse Insomnia

I'm at my friend Jesse's in Montreal. Sleeping on his couch. Typing on his MacBook. Sitting on his mattress, with clothes on for once. Jesse is not here, he went out somewhere. He lives in this bombed...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:29:00 PST

THE LITTLE INDIE RAP PRINCESS - NEW KIDS NOVEL IM WRITING

Kittins,I've taken down my blogs to let go of the overly-dramatic past and make way to make haste and make with my new children's novel, workingly titled The Little Indie Rap Princess. I'm a huge fan ...
Posted by Explodin Kittinz on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:22:00 PST