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C. Jason

We control the weather, but we don't control the weathermen.

About Me


I sing the body electric.

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My Interests

Oooo....THIS

I'd like to meet:



Music:

The song 'Seether' by Veruca Salt, but only because it's quoted later in the superior 'Volcano Girls.'

Movies:

Free stuff shown at Top of the Park .

Want to go see Viva Las Vegas on Monday? How about Singin' in the Rain on Tuesday? Little Shop of Horrors on Wednesday?? Pee-Wee's Big Adventure on Thursday??? (Answers: YES, YES, YES, and YES. CALL/WRITE ME, JERKS.)

Television:


La Linea

Books:

Jealous Husband Returns in Form of Parrot

Heroes:

Perhaps THIS guy .

My Blog

Todays MONTY

I'm no prude, but can you say that in the newspaper??Scandalous.
Posted by C. Jason on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:22:00 PST

Dear God, Allah, and/or Xenu,

To Whom It May Concern, I can't properly articulate just how much I don't to have lost my wallet. I mean, I REALLY don't want to have lost it. So if you could just see your way clear to lead me to ...
Posted by C. Jason on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:28:00 PST

The Sell-Out’s Ball

In Autumn of 1956, 18 year-old Laszlo Retyi, revolutionary, was forced to flee his home country of Hungary when the Soviet forces he was opposing sent death squads to kill him and his compatriots. Sep...
Posted by C. Jason on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:04:00 PST

SHADOW ART FAIR IS TODAY

Hello friends,SHADOW ART FAIR IS TODAY! I meant to mention it to you earlier, but my internet connection wasn't working. Also, I was way too high .. and glue fumes from all the stuff that I've been ma...
Posted by C. Jason on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:15:00 PST

Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

I just ate bowl after bowl after bowl of Cap'n Crunch. I think I could eat an entire bag of that stuff in one sitting without ever getting full. It's weird. It's mostly air. Crunchy air. When it start...
Posted by C. Jason on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:27:00 PST

PLU3066

When facing a well-stocked produce section, I find that I am also facing some tough decisions. This is particularly true when it comes to apples. (Actually, it might be exclusively true. I haven't giv...
Posted by C. Jason on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:39:00 PST

Facebook: A Place for Reluctant Acquaintances

Fun Fact: The "PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW!" feature on Facebook could more accurately be titled, "A GROUP OF YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS WHO YOU KIND OF ACTIVELY DISLIKE!"...
Posted by C. Jason on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:53:00 PST

A Cat Playing the Theremin

Two things make this video more than just cute/annoying. 1. The look the cat gives the camera as it rears up on its back legs toward the endand2. THE SLOW PAN AT THE VERY END TO THE SECOND CAT. ...
Posted by C. Jason on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:31:00 PST

OFF THE GRID....

Hello Friends,It is my sad duty to inform you that my cellular telephone is near death. The details surrounding its decline are irrelevant during such a sad time. Suffice to say that Bab’s Under...
Posted by C. Jason on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST

In Case You Didnt Feel Like Showing Up - Vanders Bar Mitzvah - PART II

Perhaps by now you know that I am bound and determined to fritter away the hours of my life as frivolously as possible. Proof positive can be found HERE, which documents some of the goings-on at my ca...
Posted by C. Jason on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:55:00 PST