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About Me

Ok, you prolly know this but Im the soundguy/bookinator for the elbow room, a fine upstanding denizen of Ill repute... Senior head chief entertainment ninja in charge of the awesome.... I also play mess for the jealous type and my secret identity is a dorky computer tech.....

My Interests

Music (all), home recording, free stuff, Makeouts, high-fives, Drinkin 12 yr dickel and RC Cola, hot nerdy chicks, rockin like Dokken, Dorkin, Bass, Guitar, keyboards, any other instrument I can make terrible noises on..., mispelling, rambling, figuring out a way to not have to work any more, Polish chicks, shooting old ass guns, DIY, 3D people, video games, Blow Jobs...

I'd like to meet:

People that don't suck ass...

Music:

Radiohead, Flaming Lips, Slowdive, Mojave3, Chris Bathgate, King Diamond, Vic and/or the slackers, Wilco,

Movies:

Larry the cable guy: health Inspector, Star Wars 4-6, A Little Christmas Tail, Idiocracy, Godfather 1-2, Clockwork orange, Busty Cops, Head,

Television:

6 ft under, West Wing, Studio 60, Red Dwarf, Monty Python, Dead Like me, Clasic Albums, Top Gear, Metalocalypse, Monkees,

Books:

Fables, Jack of Fables, 1984, Brave New World, Preacher, EVERYTHING Vonnegut ever wrote, any book about music (unless its theory), all Douglas Adams, the Big Book series, the bazillion other comics in my basement...

Heroes:

Abbie Hoffman, a ton of musicians, Vonnegut, Steve Albini,

My Blog

Manowar fans are fucked up

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Posted by Damon on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:00:00 PST

Historical accuracy in film

how historically accurate do you think this portrayl of texas is, and... what era is it?...
Posted by Damon on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:44:00 PST

Weird shit happens @ the Elbow room sometimes

So on friday i get on stage after wildcatting played their last song to demand they play another... so they hand me the bass... Scotty goes, "its in E" and starts playing...I think I did ok... Good th...
Posted by Damon on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:08:00 PST

Scarboni flushed Satans toilet

So the guitar player was SMASHED because he decided to wash down the meds from his recent "head surgury" with 6 blatz in 2 hours... he was unable to operate his amp... so finally he got it going, tune...
Posted by Damon on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:36:00 PST

New Word -Complitarted

Complitartedadj. - when something is overly complicated when it should be quite simple."These instructions are complitarted""I dumped her because t...
Posted by Damon on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:44:00 PST

project: 12 string bigsby

Took me about an hour...
Posted by Damon on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:01:00 PST

Bands... a rant on absurdity..

So last night one of the bands told me (in all seriousness, with a straight face) that they had a manager and an assistant manager... My response: "You know thats fucking rediculous, right?" So I sta...
Posted by Damon on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

The Rules for playing live v2.0

Did your band Suck? The Rules& (in no particular order, a love letter from your sound guy) 1. Shut the fuck up, seriously... if you wanna chat, see us after the show. We came to hear music not you. ...
Posted by Damon on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST

The Rules for playing live

1. Shut the fuck up, seriously... if you wanna chat, see us after the show. We came to hear music not you. If you talk more than 3 times, you suck... However it helps to at least let us know the name ...
Posted by Damon on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST