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Korwin

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About Me

When I was about 7, I was fascinated by our microwave. I wanted to know how it worked, what it did... So I would put various food like thing into it and watch them melt/burn. But that wasn't enough for me.

I wanted to see it from the inside.

Microwaves are set up to only work when the door is closed. Eventually, I figured out a way to "trick" the microwave into thinking that the doors were in fact closed. I can't remember the exact method, but I think a knife and a screwdriver were involved. I got everything set up, reached up to grab the dial to turn the microwave on, and then stopped. It wasn't until that point that I realized that 1)there was a very good reason they made it so that the door had to be closed and 2)my face was right in front of the microwave, making it so that I was aiming it directly at my face.

I no longer experiment with microwaves.

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My Interests

Mainly music (making, listening, recording, performing), brief stints of electrical engineering and audio circuitry, attempting to make my guitars sound better, occasionally building things out of wood, attempting to understand wormhole theories and other types of trippy science-y stuff like that, and most anything that lights up and beeps.

I'd like to meet:

Newton's Law

As legend would have it, Newton was sitting in his orchard, thinking about important science things (pendulums, Bunsen burners, incarcerated rodents, etc.), when an apple fell and hit him right on the noggin. This led to two important things: the invention of chairs, so that one could sit in the safety of one's home, and the replacement of the apple orchard with fig trees. Newton's preference for figs over apples eventually manifested itself in the form of a delicious cookie treat. "Newton's Law!" is an exclamation used to describe comparisons in which there is a clear preference, such as "Figs are superior to apples in every way," or "The deliciousness of this cookie treat sure would be compromised were it to be made from apples," or, sadly, "Brian isn't better in bed than I am, is he?"

From
A GUIDE TO SCIENTIFIC EXPRESSIONS
USED IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION.

by Drew Piston

This is the creepiest video I have seen... and I love it.

Music:

The Good Life, Radiohead, The Unicorns, Islands, Elliott Smith, Cursive, Bright Eyes, White Stripes, Ben Folds, Wilco, Ben Kweller, David Dondero, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Pete Yorn, REM, Radar Bros., Rilo Kiley, Damien Rice, Counting Crows, Built to Spill, Kind of Like Spitting, Belle and Sebastian, Rufus Wainwright, Sebadoh, Smashing Pumpkins, Tori Amos, Sufjan Stevens, Stars, Coldplay, Deerhoof, The Shins, No Exit, Death Rattle. (The last two are a little shameless plugging)

Movies:

I saw a movie!!!!
Anything by Wes Anderson or Stanley Kubrick, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Seven, Fight Club, Trainspotting, good stuff like that.

Television:

BLACK BOOKS! Discovery Channel

Books:

Currently: Recently Finished: My Life in Heavy Metal - Steve Almond
Eat the Document - Dana Spiotta
Death and the Penguin - Andrey Kurkov
Willful Creatures - Aimee Bender
1984 - George Orwell

Nick Hornby, Ray Bradbury, George Orwell, Dave Eggers (but not "You Shall Know Our Velocity". That book pisses me off like none other. But the other stuff is great.), Micheal Chabon, Micheal Cunningham, JD Salinger, Tim Sandlin, Tom Robbins, Irvine Welsh, Stephen King, Jonathan Safran Foer, David Sedaris, McSweeneys.net, etc.

Heroes:

See Music. Plus Mike Mogis and Larry Crane.

My Blog

Vote for who?

I don't know what to do about today's Democratic primary. Voting is something I've always believed strongly about (I turned 18 three days before that ill fated 2000 election), but the way the primary ...
Posted by Korwin on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:00:00 PST

Sometimes, the news makes me laugh even when it shouldn’t

    This struck me as very funny when I opened my cnn.com RSS feed......
Posted by Korwin on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:46:00 PST