I like to kick back relax, smoke the occastional Jay, Drive around, bowl, have a drink or 2 (white russians) and generally be the dude... This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
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Name: The dude, his dudeness, or the duder if your not into the whole brevity thing
Birthday: 4/20/1965
Birthplace: Los Angeles California, born and rasied man
Current Location: Los Angeles Colifornia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 6' 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm both man
Your Heritage: You know a little of this and a little of that, I'm not really sure I have not looked in to it to be honest. Theres got to be some polish in there
The Shoes You Wore Today: Both a pair of sandals and my bowling shoes
Your Weakness: Coitus and White Russians
Your Fears: Nihilists, Marmants, men in red jump suits with large pairs of scissors
Your Perfect Pizza: man pizza is pizza, I would rather have a caucasion or a jay
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a fucking rug that does not have piss on it and ties the room together
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont know man
Thoughts First Waking Up: lets go bowling
Your Best Physical Feature: All of it man
Your Bedtime: when I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: Donny probably
Pepsi or Coke: Fuck it man, give me a white Russian
MacDonalds or Burger King: In and Out Burger
Single or Group Dates: You know man as long as I get laid in the end
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Just give me a caucasion
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Fuckin' A Man... A white Russian
Do you Smoke: I spark a Jay every now and then
Do you Swear: Fuckin' A I swear
Do you Sing: only Credance
Do you Shower Daily: I take a bath
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that, occupied various administraion buildings
Do you want to get Married: I dont think so man, too much you know, responsibility... lots of ins, lots of outs
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah man totally
Do you get Motion Sickness: no man smokin' really eases that shit away
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course man... Maude fucked me!
Are you a Health Freak: Not really man
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah you know how it is, of course they're loving handle could not hold me down
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah man I dig them
Do you play an Instrument: no man
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah man, a few white russians at the bowling alley
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah smoked a little 2 nights ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah man you know how it is, spark a jay, put on some creadance and drive around
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No man, who really wants to date anymore, I'm still on and off with Maude of course
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No man Fuck that place
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: When you have the munchies you can do amazing things man
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No man that shit is disgusting
In the past month have you been on Stage: No man, why the fuck would I go on a fucking stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: No the dude always does the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No man too cold, I have in the past though
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, I have stolen in the past though
Ever been Drunk: Hell yeah man, I get drunk quite a bit, never as wasted as I was at Jacky Treehorns though
Ever been called a Tease: Excuse me?
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah quite a few times, but then again I have beaten a few people up to... even been hit with a bowling ball man?
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah man I'm sure I have
How do you want to Die: Probably in the bowling alley
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up man... I'm currently unemployed but its cool man
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam but I'm pretty happy here too man
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Tall as me or a little shorter
Weight: Skinny
Best Clothing Style: No cloths at all, if she must, casual or artsy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Umm alot, still have the occasional Acid Flash back
Number of CDs I own: alot mostly consisting of creadence
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few things, getting involved with Jeffery Lebowski, Having the same name as him, agreeing to help him, and letting Walter spread Donnies ashes....
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