I am the Lizard King, I can do anything. I like to sing and write poetry. I really like grass, acid, and any form of alcohol. When I was about 5 years old my family drove past a car accident where a bunch of Indians were bleeding on the side of the road. As we drove by, one of their spirits entered my body, and now I'm possessed by that Indian. I'm the lead singer of The Doors and I've been dead since July of 1971.
